saw Jurassic Park at the cinemas when I was 7 and i have had basically no interests but movies since. out of your family members I like your mum & dog
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This is your brain...
*brain does regular brain stuff*
...and this is your brain on drugs
*brain writes Dark Side of the Moon*
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18 Dec 2024
Been locked out of my Twitter for over two months. Did I miss much apart from that CEO getting shot and the muppet guy (who I guess I can say this now, always looked like a muppet, right?) being a sex pest?
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18 Dec 2024
While I am back, might as well check, anyone in Melb got a few Valium I could get for a friend who is going through alcohol withdrawals? This is a genuine request lol
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6 Nov 2024
To be fair, the democrats losing to prove that they don’t actually rig elections is a good strategy for faith in election integrity. Well played
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23 Oct 2024
That “ready to drop bombs” line really isn’t a good look on Mr Drone
23 Oct 2024
THE WAY SCREAMED WHEN PRESIDENT BAE STARTED RECITING THE LYRICS TO LOSE YOURSELF AFTER EMINEM INTRODUCED HIM 🔥
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29 Aug 2024
The trailer for the Speak No Evil remake is fucking awful. If I hadn’t already seen the Danish original there would literally be no point in ever doing so cos the American one gives the whole game away
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28 Aug 2024
One of these creatures just farted on the other one while sitting on his lap
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28 Aug 2024
Getting this reduced to clear for $2 at coles is the most i have engaged with the Olympics in about 2 decades
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28 Aug 2024
God I wish I was this stupid
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27 Aug 2024
When I watched I Saw the TV Glow I didn’t know anything about the director/her story and this scene fucking terrified me. Can’t wait to watch it again and have the allegory really fucking slap because I am too dumb to understand things without them being fully explained to me
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27 Aug 2024
It properly comes out on Thursday and you should see it at the cinema. Both cos it’s cool to support trans art and also cos it’s just a damn good movie. Captures that feeling of being in a dream as well as any movie I can remember.
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PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl retweeted
26 Aug 2024
TARANTINO: there’s been a lot of debate over the years about the contents of the briefcase in “Pulp Fiction,” so let me just say once and for all that what it contained was-
MAHER: don’t you think there are way too many woke scolds on the internet
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PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl retweeted
26 Aug 2024
For fans of character actors, this was like Shaq and Kobe teaming up. We’ll never see anything like it again.
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25 Aug 2024
Yeah I’ve got covid and a dirty mirror but also I am 38 and my hair looks like this and Tubi is free and has 10x the selection of Netflix so things could be worse
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PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl retweeted
5 May 2024
It is a source of immense grief that you've chosen to dedicate so much of your time (and considerable talent) these last few years toward vilifying and abusing a marginalised minority who have been quietly living our lives, harming nobody, for decades.
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PaTRICK OR TREAT Carl retweeted
4 Apr 2024
A targeting system called '"Where's Daddy?"' is among the strongest prima facie evidence of genocidal intent the world has ever seen.
3 Apr 2024
Getting real sick of people who keep insisting that the IDF doesn't deliberately target civilians.
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14 Feb 2024
Just potentially organised a France trip for early next year to stay at my aunties villa with my ex girlfriend from 2009 tonight while heartbroken about a different relationship. How’s your valentines going?
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