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So @SeaOfThieves I’ve been hourglassing today and am on a nice 3 streak with a ton of supplies and I’ve been blackscreened coming out of the tunnel for 10 minutes. Don’t suppose there’s a way to keep my streak and sups?
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We recently discovered a stash of savage Spinal Figureheads, so in the spirit of #SeaOfThievesCommunityDay, let's give some away! ❤️ Like, 🔁 retweet and 👤 follow us before 10am UTC on Feb 12th for a chance to win one to slap on your ship. Five winners will be drawn at random.
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Trump is gone.
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To my Democratic friends: Republicans said they cared about "election integrity." They didn't. Republicans say they care about "healing." They don't. Republicans will say impeachment would hurt the incoming Biden Administration. It won't. The arguments are all in bad faith. FYI.
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One Scaramucci left for Trump.
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These dudes that think Trump cares about them are probably the same ones who think strippers really like them.
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"I may not be able to change my father's mind, but TOGETHER, we can vote this toxic administration out of office." -Me 🙋🏼‍♀️ I wrote a thing. Please vote for @JoeBiden to save this country!!
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Caroline Rose Giuliani writes for V.F.: "Biden wasn’t my first choice when the primaries started. But I know what is at stake, and Joe Biden will be everyone’s president if elected." vntyfr.com/DbC5hI5
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To be clear: I am not currently president. But if you chip in now, we can change that in November: joe.link/35LrCCJ
16 Sep 2020
The President attempts to blame Joe Biden for not implementing a national mask mandate
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The straight line distance between Washington, D.C. and Dover, Delaware is less than 85 miles. It takes a helicopter about 40-45 minutes to make the trip. I was 19 years-old, and it was my first time riding a helicopter. I barely remember any of it. I was distracted. (thread)
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The flour arrived! No longer living in a bagel desert! instagram.com/p/B_0gryzpmZr/…

Made this yummy bread last week and today it miraculously turned into crazy good french toast. instagram.com/p/B_eEqGKJdf-/…
My 7 year old made this from his waffle. “Know what this looks like dada? It’s a corn 🌽 picker. It picks the corn and throws it in the machine that takes the corn off the stalks. “ that’s exactly what I thought it… instagram.com/p/B--InqAJJI6/…

Tried to make hand pies, but apparently they are pop tarts. @ Downtown Petaluma, Petaluma instagram.com/p/B-chxLQp1HM/…

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Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
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Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this.

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I'm not trying to piss people off but it's a little rich that some prominent voices who spent months saying how awful Warren was compared to Bernie are now furious at Warren for failing to endorse him.
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Hertz car rental actual owns the tag @hertzsucks at least they are transparent. cost To change drop-off 20 miles= $1300 fee on a $300 weeks rental. #hertzsucks
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