If there wasn't a finite amount of pencil lead and graph paper in the world, I probably wouldn't stop studying.
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26 Jun 2025
Going into computer science in 2025 is frankly anti-American.
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26 Jun 2025
Okay, how do we make Professional Engineer and electrical engineering jobs pay more than software?
We do not need any more software packaging solutions we need to deploy bridges.
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Why not both?
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13 Jun 2025
Hold power and volume up for 2 seconds (until you see the power off phone slider). The phone will then require a passcode to unlock.
12 Jun 2025
PSA from your tired public defender:
Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off
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Listening to a guy vibe coding out loud to the guy in the cubicle next door. After some time he complains that he actually needed to resort to using Stack Overflow for a solution that AI couldn't get to. Unbelievable.
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I'd like a post credit scene where Dedra has to go tell Syril's mom what happened to her son.
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On the bright side, maybe air travel will become safer when more of the planes are made by Airbus.
15 Apr 2025
Boeingβs prices to Americans will jump sky high because parts to make their planes will be much more expensive.
This means we will make less planes and enable Airbus to take up the demand that Boeing canβt supply anymore to the world.
Less planes means less high tech jobs in America.
Tariffs are a tax and the American people will pay for it with less American jobs and higher prices to travel.
Is this really our goal?
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13 Apr 2025
Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour
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Tracking a satellite pass with an offset dish.
Compared to APT transmissions on VHF frequency, receiving HRPT on L band requires an antenna with a higher gain and directivity, plus a low noise amplifier (LNA).
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Me: in the bathroom stall surreptitiously pealing off tape to fix a crotch tear in my pants while the whole office cycles through for a post lunch shit.
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Stall next to me: hey is that duct tape?
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Foolishly went into Costco today to "grab one thing."
Bystander, after I grab a couple things that look good: "Bold move coming in here without a cart."
Minutes later, now arms full: multiple people stopping me to offer me their cart.
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"No thanks," I mumble as I attempt to make it to check out without piling anymore items onto my stack.
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26 Jan 2025
Instead of lower egg prices weβre getting higher coffee prices
BREAKING: Trump orders 25% tariffs onΒ all goods from Colombia after 2 deportation flights were rejected
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How many more half a days will he wait though?
21 Jan 2025
REPORTER: You said you would end the Russia-Ukraine war on your first day in office
TRUMP: Well, this is one half a day. I have another half a day left. We'll see.
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I don't even think this counts as a concept of a plan to lower egg prices.
21 Jan 2025
Directs all agencies to act to reduce cost of living, including by expanding housing supply, reducing unnecessary expenses and requirements that raise costs, and eliminate climate policies that increase cost of food and fuel. whitehouse.gov/presidential-β¦
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When is he going to sign the executive order that brings down the price of eggs?
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