See me on BlueSky. I'm rarely on Twitter now / Gluten enthusiast / Iceland stan 🇮🇸🇨🇦 / Armchair expert / Consumed by existential dread

Joined April 2009
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If we ever dump the monarchy I hope we can keep the sergeant-in-arms. If you get out of line he will bash you with his gigantic Mace of Rebuking. Seriously his job is to keep order! The last one shot an armed attacker dead in a 2014 attack on parliament. #WeirdCanadianisms
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FUCK ICE! and FUCK Donald Trump! Get the FUCK outta here with using HALO for your shitty dehumanizing police state Propaganda! No one thinks your shit is cool besides low IQ hur hur MAGA cult members on X. Half of which are bots. Yall gonna find out soon in the next Election! 🇺🇸
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Famous authoritarians and their offspring #Fascism #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
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Poor guy died of cringe after meeting you
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😂 I realize it's a certain demographic at Coachella but I do enjoy this footage Trump IN TERROR on Sunday AM as Coachella BOOS HIM LOUD youtu.be/jrzFjcvw1CQ?si=6ndj… via @YouTube
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Elon Musk's Family History in South Africa Reveals Ties to Apartheid & N... youtu.be/Ahv3IKzMdHA?si=vAc2… via @YouTube #ElonMuskIsANazi

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Elon-stans aren't taking it well
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Every once in a while I make the mistake of checking my DMs on here. Great job Eloon #Shitter
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Atheists are now making bakery products out of INNOCENT HAMSTERS and selling them to CHILDREN on TikTok to fund their MARIJUANA addiction. x.com/ShouldHaveAnima/status…
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𝕏aul 𝕏orris retweeted
Are Canadians running around TAKING OUT Americans?? (I don’t mean like on a date) No, we're not. But I shit you not, a Trump adviser just went on national television and claimed we are. Let's talk about it:
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Stand Up for Science Events - March 7th - google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid…

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You've heard of JD Vance? Well, here's 3D Vance.
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𝕏aul 𝕏orris retweeted
For every 1,000 likes I’ll make JD Vance’s face bigger
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"Actress Cassandra Peterson, better known as her horror hostess character Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, has donated her Tesla to NPR." bsky.app/profile/lunaluvgood… #Swasticar #ElonSux

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This is how you have to handle these pricks. You can’t reason or be nice to them
Canadian MP Charlie Angus shuts down a Kremlin MAGA loving Nazi after it tried to harass peaceful Ukrainian protestors outside of the Russian embassy in Ottawa #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine #cdnpoli
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