Once named 'Most Improved' dancer in Mrs.Tolefson's after school dance class, 'Tapping Kids Are Happy Kids.'
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Paul Magers retweeted
I’m sure Lincoln, who you can see in the background is rolling over in his grave as he watches too thugs push each other and curse each other out on the National Mall to celebrate our 250th birthday.
What a f-cking embarrassment.
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Jun 13
Shoulda checked the elephant's voter registration.
Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.
The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.
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Jun 12
How could any reasonable person view any aspect of this patriotic display as being inappropriate?
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Jun 12
In the 39 days of the FIFA World Cup, which of these two racks up a bigger number:
Trump lies or players flopping?
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Jun 10
Reverse shoulder replacement.
So...N is S and E is W, or something like that.
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Jun 8
Bone spurs! Bone spurs!
Chant tomorrow night if Trump shows up at MSG for the NBA Finals.
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Paul Magers retweeted
Totally unhinged lunatic. Just look at his face at the end. An angry psychopath wrecking this country. x.com/Acyn/status/2063635651…
Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview
Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.
Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.
Welker: Do you have evidence?
Trump: All I have to do is look.
Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow
Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.
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Jun 7
I was watching Fox News this morning for a truthful, unbiased perspective on several important issues...
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Jun 5
We didn't need all those countries emptying their prisons. We can do it ourselves.
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Paul Magers retweeted
Jun 4
This is really, actually, no-kidding the disclaimer Hannity ran after his interview with Todd Blanche
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Jun 2
If trump is willing to commit his illegal slush fund scheme in such a public manner, consider what might go on privately.
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Jun 1
"lining up" may be the most orderly thing they've ever done
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May 30
92° and a world record Marilyns gathering in the Downtown Park in Palm Springs.
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May 27
Or London, Paris, Madrid, Berlin, Budapest, Moscow, Tokyo, Manila, Canberra, Rio de Janeiro, Caracas, Mexico City, Las Vegas...
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May 23
Despite his best clandestine effort, trump got busted golfing today.
#whatwedding
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May 22
This is comforting.
Risk of snakebites increasing as reptiles adapt to changing world, says study theguardian.com/environment/…
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Paul Magers retweeted
May 21
Before and after the dog park
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