Nobody reads my tweets. I still call them tweets. I co-created @superjerseyexpo, I collect way too much to list here and I own @spotlightmktg.
Joined August 2010
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I don't know what to think. I want to keep an open mind, but I put $1,000 into advertising on Kickbacks.ai @andrewmccalip because the concept seemed promising, and while I'm being shown "51,000 impressions" I've checked and there's absolutely no way to see what worked and show how many clicks or callbacks to what I'm advertizing.
I can't help but feel a little tricked.
Has anyone else had success?
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My X/Twitter reach has always been total crap, but here it goes-
Today I'm launching GetBert.io after over 15yrs working in web design, social media, SEO and online presence management.
It is a completely free way to find gaps in the online presence of your business with no credit card or even account sign-up required.
If you or someone you know owns a small business that could benefit from completely free insight on how to get in front of more people, please consider sharing.
GetBert.io
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This video fucking sucks and so does every other AI-generated โfunnyโ ad video.
Fuck off with these.
May 14
Minimax Hub just became the Claude of AI video.
One desktop. Every model. 3x cheaper than Seedance.
Image gen, video, audio, agents, light studio and all in one canvas. No more juggling 6 tabs and 4 subscriptions.
Here's everything you need to know: ๐
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I figured out how to pull off a season 5 of My Name Is Earl without the usual reboot fatigue. It came to me after drinking a 25mg THC seltzer that I thought was 10mg.
reddit.com/r/MyNameIsEarl/s/โฆ
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I receive these emails daily from people Iโve never met. I can confirm they do not work.
May 9
This is the best performing cold email I've ever written.
(It's stupid simple)
{{first_name}} - if we {{Offering Valuable Service for FREE/massive discount}} for {{company_name}} to {{achieve result}} - would you be interested?
{{Signature}}
P.S. {{More Context/Social Proof}}
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What if they vote no
May 8
JUST IN: ๐บ๐ธ Senate Banking Committee schedules crypto Clarity Act vote for May 14 at 10:30 AM EST.
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Wait what
Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"
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Ok what the actual fresh hell
Apr 24
๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ WTFFFFFFFFFFF BROOOO
๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ ISSO ME DEIXOU SEM PALAVRAS AGORA
"Sou do Norte de New Jersey, EUA, e durante uma caminhada pela manhรฃ, filmei isso tรฃo baixo que nรฃo pude acreditar, parecia uma cena de filme, um Jato Militar perseguindo uma bola muito grande."
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David Zaslav takinโ an L the size of a boulder when this hits theaters.
Apr 22
The first trailer for โCOYOTE VS ACMEโ has been released.
In theaters on August 28.
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Example: I signed up for @budapp and got it all connnected. My command was simply "Navigate to the ___ tab on this Google Sheet and find ticket holders who need a rollover to our new event" and it's eaten up over 70,000 of my 100,000 monthly credits but it's not even done.
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Oh what the fuck is happening
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Apr 20
IDGAF! RELEASE THE FILES. EXECUTE ALL PEDOPHILES.
Community note
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I will commit atrocities to protect this franchise.
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Next time I get a chance to meet @jpalmiotti at a convention, Iโve got dive deep into his work on Marvel Trading Cards in the 90s. Iโd wager a bet that I might own more cards from this era than just about anyone you could imagine.
Everytime I think Iโve found them all, I stumble upon another.
There should be a comprehensive database.
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You keep Joey Fatone's name out your mouth
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People who donโt know how to play chess telling others what 3D Chess looks like will never not be hilarious to me.
Apr 4
Trump is playing 3d chess.
The plan is simple. OIL โ $200.
This will knock Crypto and Stocks down 40%.
Send gas prices to $10.
Cut Real Estate in half.
And while everyone is panicking, we get generational entries.
Then he ends the war, we begin the greatest bull market in history, and he takes credit for all of it.
Trust the process.
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Spoiler Alert: nobody likes follow ups to cold emails. Stop it.
Signed,
-Marketing Studio Owner.
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