Daddy to Alice and James | Massive Liverpool supporter | Warhammer 40K painter | PhD in Chemistry | STEM PR person | All round nerd | He/Him |
Joined April 2012
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27 Jul 2025
Took my Tyranids into the Warhammer Stoke store for Armies on Parade this morning. First year I’ve actually taken something for it after saying I will every year for a decade 😂 #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer
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Jun 5
Seen nothing about riots in Cambridge or Reform attacking anyone resembling the criminal… sure it’ll be any minute now…
Cocaine-fuelled knife attacker jailed for life for killing Saudi student in Cambridge
itv.com/news/anglia/2026-06-…
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Jun 4
RIP to an absolute legend
He will be missed
John Blanche, the legendary illustrator whose art helped define the grimdark Warhammer 40,000 setting, has died. bit.ly/4fZoCq9
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May 30
Love to see heartbreak for a rugby team of a football club that spent all of 2024 and 2025 defending a literal sex offender, couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch
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Mohamed Salah in the Premier League 🇪🇬👑
Legend 🔥
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May 9
The Tax Avoiding Rich Leaders of Reform have convinced the poorest people in Britain that it’s other poor people -the young, the sick, the disabled, those on welfare & migrants -who are responsible for why they’re not as Rich as the Tax Avoiding Leaders of Reform
#LocalElection
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May 8
Arsenal seen the messages and put a bid in for him
May 8
🚨🚨| BREAKING: Bournemouth are aware of posts circulating on social media involving Álex Jiménez.
He will not be included in the squad for tomorrow’s Premier League match against Fulham. The club will be making no further comment at this time.
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May 6
One thing that is under rated about being a Warhammer dad is the amount of tools and skills at your disposable to fix broken kids’ toys.
Like, “yes Jim, I’ve built an Ork Stompa with no instructions, of course I can fix your plastic doctors toys.”
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May 5
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May 5
Will we see any current players break into a Premier League all-time XI? 🐐
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Apr 17
On one hand, they’ve done a statue of an open racist and that’s well shite.
But on the other, they’ve immortalised him as being brown and you just know he’s looking up from hell having a meltdown about it so…
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Mar 25
There will never be another Mo Salah, absolute icon
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Mar 10
Sandy Sandilands leading our forces in the desert is amazing 😂
Mar 9
Last night, UK military aircraft operated over the UAE alongside our Emirati hosts.
Group Captain Sandy Sandilands, UK Defence Attaché to the UAE, explains more.
#ukinuaecrisisresponse26 #ukuaecr26
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Feb 27
Wait until they find out who was in Government between 2012 and 2022…
Feb 27
If you went to university between 2012 and 2022, you're being ripped off.
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🗣️ @GaryLineker: "The hypocrisy really, the guy's a migrant himself. An economic migrant."
Gary responds to Ratcliffe's controversial comments
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Feb 11
"Jim Ratcliffe is a stinking hypocrite."
Ash Sarkar responds to the billionaire Manchester United co-owner's comments on immigration and welfare.
#Newsnight
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Feb 11
So the entirety of my old university should be defunded and cost thousands of people their jobs because a society that represents a minority of its students didn’t want to engage with Reform politicians?
Biggest bloody snowflakes going, these lot are.
Feb 9
Bangor University have banned Reform and called us “racist, transphobic and homophobic”.
Bangor receives £30 million in state funding a year, much of which comes from Reform-voting taxpayers.
I am sure they won’t mind losing every penny of that state funding under a Reform government.
After all, they wouldn’t want a racist’s money would they?
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Jan 19
Why is it that everyone posting rage tweet after rage tweet about this never seem to post any actual models or hobby stuff they’re working on?
Nothing but rage merchants, trolls and bots farming culture war engagement from their incel followers.
Games Workshop has published a Warhammer lore explanation for the existence of female Custodes following a new miniature range announcement on Friday. bit.ly/4sOfzwl
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PACK IT UP CHUDS. IT'S OVER
THE ROGUE INTERN STRIKES AGAIN
The tourists are still coping after 2 whole years.
Friday could easily be the funniest canonical event in the Warhammer Community ever.
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