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25 Apr 2020
If loving God is cringe, I don’t want to be based
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It’s “rage quit your job with no notice Friday” for all who celebrate
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petty bourgeois protestant retweeted
Jun 10
JUST IN: Florida hospital reveals Palantir software has cut sepsis deaths by more than half since it was installed.
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It’s impossible to say you don’t really follow sports without sounding like you’re doing some dismissive Reddit “sportsball” thing, and it’s a huge problem for small talk
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At this point I’m going to have to get into sports purely to avoid sounding like a snob about it, which I am not anyway!
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Me: oh yeah, I like watching basketball, I just don’t follow it closely
Guy I’m talking to: so you don’t like it, that’s okay 🙄
Me: ????
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Last thing you see before being sent to the federal, pound me in the ass rehabilitation facility planet
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Networking be like “what do you do?” “Leveraged finance, you?” “Leveraged finance also” repeat x100
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Ah, I see the reason for this is that I’m now the sweatiest guy at the networking event
Lawyers love to take a car even if takes twice as long as the train. Perhaps especially if it takes twice as long as the train
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Lawyers love to take a car even if takes twice as long as the train. Perhaps especially if it takes twice as long as the train
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Lawyers love to take a car instead of walk for fifteen minutes
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I used to love going to my cousins’ house when I was a kid because they had so many cats and dogs to play with, and in retrospect, it was too many animals in a small house and pretty gross
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You can tell that in-house jobs are significantly better because people always talk about them with a bunch of caveats like “well it’s not exactly 9-5 and we all work really hard still.” Wouldn’t need to do that if it was actually similar to biglaw
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Has anyone suggested yet that this explosion of escorting-related journalism is actually an aggressive marketing ploy on the part of the escorts because “business” is bad?
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“Ha ha, no there’s no problem. We’re actually able to charge more than ever! Uh stripper index? No I haven’t heard of that”
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If you can afford this why not just use the money to go on dates with women who may actually like you and want to be your girlfriend? What is the appeal?
Jun 7
if i was a man who had to pay $4000 to have lunch with a woman i’d probably kms
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The problem with nature doc type content isn’t only that is extremely politicized for limited benefit (“people like YOU are DESTROYING these habitats”) but that they barely even show animals anymore. It’s barely 20% animal content and the rest is people talking and in transit
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