i know nothing but i’m here to learn • social psych phd: celebs, language, media, & wealth science™
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30 Apr 2024
HUGE professional development announcement: went out in the sun for 6 hours yesterday and didn’t burn
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Jun 9
Queen of Versailles your place in heaven is assured
Jun 8
there was a new piece of theatre that was 100% original and deserving of recognition and its leaving with nothing.....
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seeing lots of opinions about how Edna should be younger or have a bigger wig or more makeup but what those takes seem to be missing is that the point of this is: Richard Kind Is Wearing A Dress
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Jun 16
closing isn’t enough i need a handwritten apology
Struggling 'Celebrity Autobiography' Announces Early Broadway Closing deadline.com/2026/06/celebri…
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Jun 12
The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.
Jun 12
Breaking News: Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading. nyti.ms/4uvca5a
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Jun 8
Obviously this is one of the craziest things to ever happen to me
Jun 8
You heard it here first from the mouth of Bernadette Peters: Stephen Sondheim’s ‘Passion’ will possibly be returning to Broadway with Cynthia Erivo and Jonathan Groff.
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We’re excited to share @wkeithcampbell first lecture from On Narcissism.
Dr. Campbell explores the multifaceted topic of narcissism, tracing its historical origins, manifestations, and measurement.
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Jun 7
absolute dog shit view of art. i’m not even sugar coating it. if this is how you view music and artists your an absolute loser.
Jun 6
God forbit its an artists job and the fans PAY THEM TO PLAY. Concerts are not about what an artist wants or being as good as possible for the artist. Its about the fans experience, thats the whole reason the show is being put on 💀
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Jun 6
i think these people are wildly overestimating the value of a person who would go to a phoebe bridgers concert 🥸
they’re saying phoebe bridgers will be getting people at her concerts kidnapped because they can’t take blurry videos with their phones 😭
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Jun 5
Being wrong this loudly is crazy
If gay guys in NY ever left the Sniffies brand activation that is Brooklyn they’d know that you vibe code with Claude not OpenAI
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Jun 4
what if we all just died instead
Jun 3
Comedian Matteo Lane will make his Broadway debut as CHICAGO's Billy Flynn later this month.
bit.ly/4o56c9z
#broadway #chicago #matteolane
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Jun 3
I reference these WEEKLY
Jun 2
i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while
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Jun 2
we have one but yall are NOT gonna like it
we need a slur for people who wait in long ass lines in nyc
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