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Joined August 2011
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Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. πŸ’™πŸ§‘
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Arsenal FC The NY Knicks 🀝 Beating Spurs 4-1
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I can’t have a blessed feeling ? #loveislandUSA
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Celtics Knicks 2025 script fuck it
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Ref disasterclass Brunson stinker Bridges no-show KAT mediocrity Magnets in the rims at the end Still only lost by 4 On Wednesday, we rise
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Actually literally worse than Trump and I’m not being hyperbolic
Draymond Green is at Madison Square Garden for Game 3
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DANHAUSEN INSIDE MSG BEFORE GAME 3 OF THE NBA FINALS MOTION. #AlwaysKnicks
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Nah we really play too much πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Pacome Dadiet more conference finals points than Embiid

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Me forcing my way into the Knicks locker room to meet Mike Brown #9straight

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What a day for Anne Hathaway
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Id deadass do anything to have sex with jalen brunson
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Rival fans rn

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BUKAYO YOU DID IT ❀️
You deserve more Arsenal fans πŸ’”
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Trans women are women… and they got some big ol ones down in San Antonio - Charles Barkley, Hall of Famer and ally
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Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god
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Pull up on me for the funnies Thursday πŸ˜…
If you are in the NYC area come catch yours truly Thursday 4/16 @ 9pm in the west villageοΏΌ
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Amanda, not fun #summerhouse #bravo
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