ig: pecan.colada
Joined February 2014
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 15
Muscle gain taking 12 months to notice and fat gain taking 3 days is a terrible design flaw in human.
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if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine
if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 12
I just remembered how excited I was to stop using pencils and start writing with a pen in Primary 3. Funny how the smallest things felt like major milestones back then.
If only I knew 😭
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mind you this is romantic af
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 11
NAHHH 😭
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P the Jagaban retweeted
You can't tell me that girl in pink isn't an actual Barbie
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 9
Fighting my life not to send this to the one bald man I know
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 9
RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 10
saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 5
My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 4
i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28
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Me with my nigga in 15yrs.
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I know exactly what this looked like to her in her head
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P the Jagaban retweeted
Jun 1
when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good
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