22 // he/him // LiS patient
Joined March 2021
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Apr 10
Jewish boys with glasses and a fresh cut wearing a Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong T shirt can't have a crazy bicep pump
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Hello smash friends
It would mean the world to me if any of you guys were to follow my IG where I’m posting abt my fitness journey and just general fitness stuff.
I’m down 250 pounds at this point and I really want to inspire others and share my story.
@/c.jbfitness
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phill retweeted
27 Nov 2020
Hi @PlayStation! I would like to think I'm the Lebron James of academics. I've been a straight A student and wanted to reward my hard work by acquiring a PS5. I would love to reserve my copy on such a beautifully engineered machine. Thank you for listening.
Sincerely,
Ishmam
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Feb 11
i had a pretty moderate sized rip on my ass and no one at work said anything #bitchesbefakeasFUCK
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Feb 6
Type of condition “why don’t you just run outside” askers expect you to run through to burn 150 calories before work
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Feb 6
How people who say “just run outside” react when someone running outside mildly inconveniences them on the road
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Feb 6
How people expect you to react when you say “why don’t you just run outside?”
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12 Nov 2025
11 Nov 2025
🚨 Lana Del Rey admits she has a secret X/Twitter where she rage-baits people.
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8 Nov 2025
I wear this Michelin hoodie because I feel like him sometimes. Large, white, inflated, with belly rolls. I also really like eating food and rating it.
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phill retweeted
18 Jul 2025
The consenus? F*** you and the consensus @ZachLowe_NBA . This is most likely the same consensus teams who can’t guard me and send double teams from jump ball . Why are we double teaming a guy who's “not that good” make it make sense please.
16 Jul 2025
Zach Lowe on Cam Thomas:
"The consensus on Cam Thomas — if there is one, and he's got some fans, and he's got some mega-detractors - but the consensus is kind of like Empty Calories Ball Hog.” 😳
via @ZachLowe_NBA
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phill retweeted
7 May 2025
Life is beautiful
laying on grass
Amazing Sun
Plus a four loko
=great day
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28 Apr 2025
how is it pronounced
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Caribbean
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Caribbean
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