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NEW: Colorado coaches make their players form a circle, share their mistakes from practice, and do up-downs… You can’t make this up 😂

Here's a simplified Result class implementation that I use in my projects. I use it to make it explicit that a method can fail. The result carries an error describing what went wrong. No more throwing exceptions. Much more explicit public API.

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Oklahoma is the first state requiring an "America First" certification test for teachers moving from blue states like California and New York. They must pass exams on U.S. history, civics, the Constitution, and basic biology to align with values of truth and responsibility. Education chief Ryan Walters partners with PragerU to block radical agendas and raise standards. Hope this trend spreads nationwide!

Nix is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous tools with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively used by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "manage their dev environment" and basically get oneshotted by it.

And then there's us, the grugs who know shit about type theory but wouldn't trust themselves or their colleagues with a cardboard stick, so we try to make the machine check as much as possible but struggle learning such advanced magic.

Seems I'm on the hunt for a new job as of today. Not what I was expecting, but it is what it is. If anyone is looking, feel free to hit me up!