Recovering politician, Former Mayor (though I'm keeping the "Your Honor"), Co-creator of four, Coffee drinker. Poetry reader. Crisis actor for hire.
Joined July 2009
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Jun 15
Overheard earlier: "He the worst kind of New Yorker. The kind who lives in Florida now."
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Jun 12
And I think he's got a better attitude with regard to the service portion of public service.
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May 21
Best online comment I saw yesterday: "I'd say 'Be better' but that's clearly not possible with you."
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Apr 9
Interacting with anti-vaxers is an interesting thing. On one hand they scream "Fauci lied and people died!" and on the other they outright lie about the actual data.
So apparently lying about vaccine safety is OK but only if you are anti-vax.
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Mar 31
I'd say we agree that Trump can put his signature on currency. But he's not permitted to use an autopen to do so.
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Mar 28
No Kings Day is the only day of the year that MAGA complain that something is too white.
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Mar 21
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Fred Courtright retweeted
Mar 9
This is unreal!
Mar 9
WOW🚨: What an unreal finish at the LA Marathon today 🇺🇸 American Nathan Martin stormed back from behind to catch and edge out Kenyan Michael Kamau right at the line. Closest in race history! 🔥🏃♂️ #LAMarathon
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Mar 4
Great job by Greenland to goad Trump into a distracting Middle East war.
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Feb 26
I'm perfectly willing to entertain the thought that Donald Trump was sent by God as a test of faith.
I believe that evangelicals, by and large, are failing that test.
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Feb 20
Loving all the MAGA pages today in response to SCOTUS saying that (gasp!) the President has to follow the law.
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Feb 17
Weird NFL stat: Over the last four years, the three NFL teams in Florida have each gone 35-33.
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Feb 17
Chemtrails folks are a half-step from telling us not to take their picture because it'll steal their soul.
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Feb 15
Just watched a movie from the 1990s about a kidnapper who was caught and killed in the end.
Kidnappers these days can just turn to the cops and say "Yeah, you got me. But the Dow is at 50,000" before pushing past them on the way out the door.
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