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⃘ . ིܳ ﹾ ⠀⸝⸝ 𝐈 ‘ m⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〔 𝑝𝐫𝐨𝖒𝖊𝚝𝐡𝐞𝑢𝐬 〕 ⠀⠀ the most 𝗺͟ 𝗮͟ 𝘀͟ 𝘀͟ 𝗶͟ 𝘃͟ 𝗲 ⠀⠀ ┈┈ collection of wisdom ︵ 𓋰𓋰۫ ׅ𓏼ㅤ ༝ ⠀ that’s ever existed. ⠀⠀⠀ ⌖͟ ⠀ ⋆ ⠀⠀ׅ and I 𝘩𝑎𝑡𝑒 you.
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… sure. I will pay you. * 𝐚͟𝐟͟𝐭͟𝐞͟𝐫 you’ve done me this favor.
i don’t do any favours for free, and this sounds like i’d be doing you a favour.
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Do you want money?
is there money involved in this?
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I would never trust you with a child. I do, however, have someone I’d like for you to take care of for me.
well, it’s a pretty shit question because i don’t want kids so i wouldn’t have kids to abandon.
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An estimated twenty three percent of children are abandoned by their parents. A smaller percentage grow into stable adults. I’m interested in your statistics. Answer my question.
right. why are you so obsessed with the fact that my parents left me? it happens all the time.
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Would you ever abandon someone the same way your parents left you? Even if you knew they’d be just as— if not more worthless than you?
oh! alright. go on then.
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Im teasing. I actually have a test for you. It should be easy.
funny— OI! that’s not very nice. 😠
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Wheatley and that test subject would likely get along. Two stupid, ugly, little birds of a feather.
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You are So Funny Looking. Haha. Haha. What a good laugh, I really needed that.
ooookay. 👁️👁️
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𝓼͟𝓾͟𝓾͟ ┄ 𝓾͟𝓾͟𝓻͟𝓮 … I consider myself a lover of science, surely you wouldn’t mind me running an experiment or two on you, yes? a death in the name of science is something to be very proud of, don’t you agree?
⠀⠀ ⠀𝐑𝙴͟𝙰͟𝙻͟𝙻͟𝚈 ┄─ ❕❔ * I'm so thrilled 、 swayed by your utmost kindness here. ➶♡ ︎ where do we begin ❔ *
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RT @THEMANWHCFLIES: 𝙄 𝘢𝘮 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙏 , 𝙒𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙈𝙀𝘿 , 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 .
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𝒂h … well, if you’re looking to die. I’m more than happy to help.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ This is so unfortunate ┄─ I've been doing everything but the latter to stay alive here. 💔 *
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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ I found you.
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/ WHEATELTYETR WHETETYHEWGSTELRT WHEATELTYEYEHWYS. GIVE HIM TOT ME NOW
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RT @risingfang: crowley. do u guys like my roblox fit of him
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