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thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:
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Being screamed at by a blue jay right now. AMA.
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Update: They has a friend now and they're both yelling, but quieter.
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Be rude not to share this classic on a day like today ... The Day Today - Pound Stolen
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21 Sep 2022
btw we have a quiet car 🤐
Replying to @SouthwestAir
We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.
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happy critical role day everyone
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Coworkers: What did you do this weekend? Me: Made some Michael Jackson videos with my cat. Coworkers: Cats cannot perform to a Michael Jackson song?! My Cat:
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2 Sep 2022
I don’t know how to explain it but this is the energy I want in my dnd games
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24 Aug 2022
Boss Wants Friendly, Relaxed Company Culture In Place By Friday bit.ly/3IpMznU
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