I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia. Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.
Joined October 2012
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23 Mar 2021
There’s No relax champ. No relax when I’m on Twitter. I’m on 10 until the second I close the app. You relax!!
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You want to know something crazy?
Whats crazy is the Washington nationals are tied for a wild card spot right now and have played the hardest schedule in baseball and also scored the most runs #Natitude
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Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN.
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“I heard the logo was big”
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Alltime jimbo on my part hahaha
Telling the blind guy they should bring back the old logo is a top 5 moment lmaoo @PFTCommenter
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Hypothetical from Andy from Kentucky- if someone broke into your house and tied you down and tickled you then left would u report it to the police?
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Going LIVE on Kentucky Sports Radio
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Today- after a long hiatus were back. The pardon my takeover of Kentucky Sports Radio from 9-11 central 10-noon eastern
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HISTORY!
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Round Robin for the 1st 20 World Cup games courtesy of @BigSeanQ_ We need as many ties as possible. Everybody ties , everybody wins sportsbook.draftkings.com/so…
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I thought about the Portugal game but the Mexico game in the 2002 knockout stages was better. Even tho Portugal was a better opponent this win against Paraguay was much more dominant in every fact
2002 portugal
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What could’ve been in the 2009 Confederations Cup, man. But understandable when you find out how much Billy Mays meant to the team. If only DraftKings offered “Death of Infomercial Legends Insurance” back then, you know?
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL TIE DAY!
What if it’s tie day? @BigSeanQ_
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following up on this
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Only 5 of the 16 first round games ended in a tie in the last world cup 😂. Tell me you have no idea what you're doing without telling me you have no idea what you're doing 🤦🏽. Don't jump in on this, @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake
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Yes
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What a day for ties. Saudi goalkeeper standing on his head!!! where’s that guy that told me that Tie round Robin was stupid?
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wait a minute…
LeBron James reveals he didn't know what a pantry was until high school
“I went to my high school coach's house and I asked him, ‘Can I get a snack or some chips or whatever?’ He was like, ‘Yeah, just go in the pantry.’ I'm like, ‘What the fuck is the pantry?’”
“Where I grew up, everything is on top of the refrigerator. The bread, the chips, the cereal, everything is on top of the refrigerator. I don't know what the hell a pantry is”
“That was my motivation right there. I'm like I got to give my mama a pantry”
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