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Paul Klee @pgklee

Peeve: Hallucinating facts which then are attributed by magical thinking (mind-reading) to others. Incidentally 🧌!

Joined February 2009
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Jacob Misiorowski’s historic night ended with a new addition to his PokĂ©mon collection đŸ”„
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Why do referees at all levels ignore the impeding law. I don’t think they understand the laws of the game either that or they are intentionally cheating by not calling the simple rule.
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The most predictable thing ever referees will not get checked if they give a goal kick rather than a corner kick. Since all refs completely lack integrity, expect more goal kicks, and less corners to be given.
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Is it true that UEFA has announced that Thomas Partey will play the first half of the super cup for Aston Villa and the second half for Paris St Germain? Maybe I have it wrong and the halves are reversed.
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I really like this quick substitution rule that FIFA is now enforcing
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Clear penalty the ball was not within playing distance so shoulder to shoulder does not even come into play. That was clear impeding. Clattenburg should know this Donovan should know this.
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The German, Spanish, Danish and French women’s football teams now have three international brakes to play Friendlies in prep for the WC27. Oct, Nov/Dec, April. England has 1 in April. The March and June breaks will be Nations League/Euro28 qualifiers.
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That was complete and utter simulation by Endo against the courage. Trying to draw a penalty. And yes, the ref is complete garbage for not calling that as he had no problem giving out yellow card to North Carolina for what it looked like a no contact challenge.
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Can these commentators in the Utah Denver NWSL match please just shut up. They literally use 5 words when one will do just fine. You don’t have to say. “Nick Cushing’s NWSL Denver side”. You can just say “Denver”
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Why would they bring in this ref? She ruins every game she officiates. She never sees anything and she wastes so much time needlessly lining up free kicks, needlessly, talking to players stopping the game.
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How did Banda get a yellow card? I saw the yellow card issued. I didn’t know who was to. I didn’t know if it was Denver player or Orlando player, and the chuckle cluck commentators are completely oblivious. The game was held for a minute or two while VAR was checking something. Unnoticed by the chuckle cluckS
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Her recognition of negative space. The only spot on the pitch where Carle could drive a cross and she could one-time it in perfect stride.
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May 11
Replying to @iyi_xo
always in the right place crazy crazy
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Paul Klee retweeted
Happy Captain
@EODHappyCaptain
May 11
Fun fact: I for the life of me can’t figure out Navy officer rank on their dress uniforms with all their stars and bars. If they look old, I salute them and hope for the best.
JayJosephVet
@JayJosephVet
May 10
What are some surprising things about naval uniforms that people outside the military might not know especially regarding rank and hierarchy?
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CashMeIfUcan@jeff36779606
Apr 27
Replying to @HMBurgerz
Lmao. Meanwhile the PGA Tour values their Tour cards so much they give one to a guy that just won a 2-man, Korn Ferry-level event with his sister where 117 of his shots counted in 4 rounds. This motherfucker won’t break 80 at Doral.
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Frappart misses(refuses to sanction) 200 such fouls per match. She ruins every game she officiates by not sanctioning such fouls. Disgusting.
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Wave Dash. How the hell is there only three minutes of extra time? The yellow card stoppage was 3 minutes in itself. Is it possible for a professional referee not to cheat in a match it doesn’t matter they cheat every match?
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Note to every single NWSL commentator. You don’t have to fill every single second of the broadcast with your voice. You will not die if you cut your vocalizations by 75%.
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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan
Mar 19
Put your loved ones in Teslas. Go into debt if you have to.
Tesla
@Tesla
Mar 18
tesla.com/fsd/safety
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MicheldeQuébec
@MicheldeQuebec
Mar 8
Replying to @BeatlemaniaUK
« Now and then »? đŸ˜‚âœŒïžđŸ˜Kidding
 « Mr. Postman ». ✌
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