Old-timey Web Ops guy, part-time gearhead, most-time dad. Also known as 'the guy who didn't hire @allspaw.'

Joined February 2009
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6 Mar 2025
Wow
1 million cores of cloud computing powered by @OpenStack at @Walmart Open source is an unstoppable force This is @openinfradev in action
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5 Mar 2025
I was expecting to see a bunch of stuff on here today about what Trump said yesterday, but I didn’t, maybe because everyone I follow who would write one has bailed. So if you’re interested, I wrote such A Thing. (link in next tweet)
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5 Mar 2025
This is as enjoyable as the best episodes of How It’s Made
One year of chasing later, I am somewhat better informed, and less skeptical, about the account presented. For much more about the sociology of AML controls, FOIAing FinCEN and the NYPD, and walking all over Brooklyn looking for a needle in a bankstack: bitsaboutmoney.com/archive/t…
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4 Mar 2025
In my generation we did this with torque stats for our cars
We have way too many men who tie their masculinity and self-worth to their testosterone levels. It's both very strange and telling. Not how you are as a father, husband, or in a meaningful pursuit. But your T levels... Strange times.
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4 Mar 2025
Assumption underlying this question: population of kids in charter schools has same SES as in public schools. Not how it works in my neighborhood.
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1 Mar 2025
When I was writing my post on the “150 year olds getting SS” thing, I was struck by how little Elon seems to understand basic things that anyone who has been in the data/information space for a week would take for granted
TL;DR 1. Legacy costs money 2. I'm delusional 3. Grok's delusional 4. Trust me 5. Legacy costs money 6. Conspiracy 7. Legacy costs money 8. Bots can't count 9. People I don't like are behind conspiracy 10. Far right propaganda 11. I'm not far right.
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1 Mar 2025
e.g. ‘Anyone who knows anything would see these inconsistencies and think “that’s probably due to data entry errors,” unless you are the richest and smartest man in the world, then you’d conclude it’s part of some Marxist neoliberal conspiracy to give lazy people mansions.’
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21 Feb 2025
I was also surprised by how many people that I know hold negative views of support for Europe. I wrote a thing trying to explain it simply, called “Why Even Do We Foreign Aid.” (linked in next tweet)
some MAGAS use instead of a reasoned argument, I am most disheartened by the incredible ignorance these posts display when they insist on an isolationist policy that ignores the needs and interests of other countries. They simply do not understand all of the economic and
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17 Feb 2025
You can’t grep your way to more effective government
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27 Jan 2025
Maybe this is a US vs UK thing, but “muppet of the highest order” sounds like a compliment to me
27 Jan 2025
X : You're only talking about DeepSeek because it agrees with your political views. Me : You are a muppet of the highest order. The gameplay that China pursued was signalled long ago and built around the landscape and where to attack. It has nothing to do with our views.
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24 Jan 2025
My kids didn’t know the “irrational exuberance” quote so I started explaining Alan Greenspan and there was an immediate ten mibite rathole because they didn’t believe me that “fuddy-daddy” was a real word
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19 Jan 2025
Been thinking lately about the value of privacy (to consumers). Like, would people pay for a TikTok that guaranteed it wouldn’t gather any info about you?
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18 Jan 2025
I think a more apt analogy is the CFO telling the CEO they can’t make payroll because the CEO bought a new office building and then refused to sign the loan documents
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11 Jan 2025
Individual freedom implies collective obligations.
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10 Jan 2025
Contrast with the Bay Area’s FasTrak Express strategy, which effectively reduces supply instead
Astonishing display of elasticity of demand.
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3 Jan 2025
Similarly, an obvious way to close the upcoming funding gap for social security is to bring in lots of working-age immigrants. People are willing to defund Social Security to restrict migration.
The obvious way to catch drug traffickers, terrorists, etc. is to maintain an easy path to immigrate with basic background checks so that good migrants and bad migrants naturally self-segregate. People are willing to create a trafficking problem in order to restrict migration.
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27 Nov 2024
This is what this graph looks like now that most of the votes have been counted
If you think 2020 was legit you are not a serious person
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