parasocial and full of whimsy

Joined October 2025
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u ever see a reel and are astonished that dan hasn’t liked it yet
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i want irl phannie friends so bad it’s embarrassing
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i’ve spent the last ten years thinking dans birthday was on the 12th WHAT do you mean its TODAY?
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my mom. intentionally made me anxious as fuck and now she’s packing her shit and leaving and saying its My fault genuinely wtf did i do
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‘you’re so dramatic and now i have to leave the house’ Are you being fucking serious are you joking. you have got to be joking. you just intentionally triggered me for shits and giggles and im a bad person????
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im JOKING Btw dan and phil let me know about the many dick and ass pics you have saved in your camera roll all u want ❤️
why do they KEEP letting us know they have dick pics in their camera rolls. we get it. you send eachother nudes. please leave us alone
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why do they KEEP letting us know they have dick pics in their camera rolls. we get it. you send eachother nudes. please leave us alone
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i went through a mass shooting too a few years back, i was making the same jokes the moment i got home. people cannot fathom how traumatic it is even if you get out ‘unscathed’ and how difficult it is to process that You were just in a literal shooting.
you are so fucking lucky. you are so lucky you have never ever had to experience this. im personally GLAD you are taking this opportunity to further your stupid fucking bullying and smear campaign on me instead of living a life wondering if you’ll feel this feeling again.
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turning gimmicks off for now actually it’s getting a bit too much after that message. thank you for all the kind gimmicks, they do outnumber the hateful ones by a large margin <3
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genuinely what have i done that is so fucked up please anon i am begging you to tell me what it is that is so fucking awful about me. please
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i finally got my phan card 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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not to bring up old drama but i feel like if the tour were real they would’ve said something surely?? there’s no way they haven’t seen it
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thank u sm anons <3!!! happy pride to u guys and the hate is Not getting to me don’t worry
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you are not the first person to say this to me this week
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because im dumb and stupid omg is that what you wanna hear jesus fuck
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this is my twitter account where i tweet about my Fucking Life and it was something that happened in my Fucking Life. ok.
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yes but i don’t watch him i’m a larper Sorry
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!!! thank u raine ilysm 😭❤️ also big on the being bisexual is not bad
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thank u anons :( ❤️ i hope u guys r having great prides so far
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hi anon!! thank u i hope u r too my friend <333
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