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Apr 22
Tuko pre purchase inspection ya CX - 8 na tushaiangusha. What do you mean you are giving a customer gari iko na issue ya SRS module and you have the audacity to tell them ni battery issue π.
I now understand why brokers hate to see that girl coming.
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Jun 15
Kupika saa saba usiku it's not it. Nimevunja clay pan yangu nikidance mugithi ππ
Ngurumo ya saba saba na Grace by Salim junior used to be my dad's favorite.
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Jun 15
Not that we don't enjoy sex,we don't enjoy penetrative sex π
Jun 15
Someone lied to men that women love sex.
The truth is women don't enjoy sex !
A short read.
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Jun 15
Tenri school Sally won πteam alo alo seeing dust πππ
Maneno gani hii π
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Jun 15
Some meru,Imentis are cool,hao wengine wachana naoπ
Jun 15
It has nothing to do Nilot blood because Meru & Kisii chauvinism even shocks Merus & Kisiis. πΉ
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Jun 15
Drove a nissan note CVT I thought I'd get used to it after 3 days nikaona apa zii and sold it
Was the most boring I've ever felt in a car tbh
Jun 15
What makes you think CVT is a boring transmission?
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Jun 14
Men amuse me sometimes. You really believe that your woman is loyal and faithful. So you are out there cheating with confidence thinking your cake is safe. ππ
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Jun 15
You are farming and it's pay week π
Away from farming, respect yako can't make any mountain move in my life,why do I need it π
Huwa napatia unmarried women little to no respect. Only time I respect a woman is when ameolewa.
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Jun 15
It's so hard to make a man who is on x happy.
Avoid them
Jun 14
Took her on a first date today and she showed up wearing a trouser na black airforceπ
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Jun 14
I find cheating and sneaky links too much work,it's either I am in or out fucking around with zero commitment.
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Jun 14
Good π
Jun 14
There is a MAN/WOMAN somewhere right now who has:
- no girlfriend/boyfriend
- no side chics/side dudes
- no sneaky links
Just by him/her self and fixing life him/her self.
How is life?
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