I've said for many decades now that the script for Commando should be in the Smithsonian. It's all setups, punchlines, and sometimes talking about how badass Matrix is.
I often compare it to Man on Fire. 3/4 of that film is melodrama that Commando covers in its opening credits. The rest of the movie is Man on Fire's best 25%.
It's a gem.
This Commando (1985) scene is hilarious
Why doesn’t Arnie just open the phone box door?
Why is Michael Jackson sprinting out of the bar?
Why do the guards keep running into Arnie’s fists, and why does an entire army of them work there?
God, I love this film.