I'm a hairdresser from the Midwest, the profile picture is my son, over a decade in it's still a fresh wound. Anyway...

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Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

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Stephen Colbert dice adiΓ³s a CBS, la cadena que le echa por criticar a Trump, tirando los muebles de su oficina desde la terraza en compaΓ±Γ­a de su antecesor en el late night, el gran David Letterman. β€œFuck you, motherfuckers”.

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Seventeen years ago, Vodka delivered a breathtaking performance in the Victoria Mile. Her 7-length winning margin still stands as the race record to this day. This Sunday, the Victoria Mile will be held at Tokyo Racecourse.

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Happy Birthday Daiwa Scarlet!!! Here's that time I cosplayed Daiwa Scarlet to Santa Anita Park for the Cygames sponsored American Oaks (and won enough money to buy a soda!)
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Unrelated to my usual stuff, I spun up a #dnd5e #Umamusume resource! I've had this sitting on the back burner for a while. I haven't play tested the racing rules but it seems like it'd be a fun game of chance for players to me at least. Link to the Homebrewery below.
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Danon Bourbon, who finished fifth in this year's GI Kentucky Derby behind Golden Tempo, has been found to have a fractured knee upon his return to Japan, trainer Ikezoe announced Wednesday. He will undergo surgery and likely be off for the year. thoroughbreddailynews.com/ke…
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"There is a reason the old saying "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result" is said over and over again. Here's to insanity, a deaf ear, and a much less interesting Preakness." thoroughbreddailynews.com/le…
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The Oaks winner is at the Spa 🌸 ALWAYS A RUNNER has arrived at Saratoga!
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2026 GI @KentuckyDerby winner GOLDEN TEMPO out for a gallop this morning at Keeneland β˜€οΈ #KyDerby
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Thank you to jockey @jose93_ortiz & trainer @reredevaux for throwing out today’s ceremonial first pitches! This past Saturday, Golden Tempo was victorious at the 152nd running of the @KentuckyDerby, becoming the first-ever female-trained horse to win the race πŸ‡πŸ™Œ
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Replying to @reredevaux
Congratulations! AWESOME horse & finish! x.com/CL4WS_OUT/status/20512…

Golden Tempo wins 152nd Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs‼️ #GoldenTempo #underdog #KentuckyDerby152 From last place to FIRST making Cherie DeVaux the Ist woman to train its winner. 🐎
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Being a celebrity is hard work
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We're honored to be part of the 152nd Kentucky Derby! Our team would like to share this Umazing original illustration to commemorate the event! To all racing fans and trainers out thereβ€”let's cheer these legends on to the finish line together! #KyDerby #Umamusume
Don't miss the Kentucky Derby Pleasant Colony race on May 2, sponsored by Cygames! The legends from #Umamusume are bringing the energy to the track! πŸ₯•Learn more at @umamusume_eng and the official site: umamusume.com/
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Really, people in Umamusume community don't understand how really great Vodka was Even compared to Gentildonna or Almond Eye, her achievements are just that big. She was first fillie that won Derby in 64 years, she fought on same level as colts, she never yielded. She was coolest
John Cygames explains why there hasn't been media focused on Vodka yet: "We are afraid we won't be able to do her enough justice."
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Eye emergencies won't stop Gold Ship πŸ₯‡
Did you know? Whenever a horse has an emergency with its eye, and needs to be kept in the dark to protect it β€” the easiest and most common solution is to have them wear a bra.
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No. They’re not that dense. They fully know what they’re saying. They’re intentionally phrasing it that way in an attempt to control the narrative. Don’t let them ever do that.
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Even after retiring, Urara never lost the hope that kept her moving forward. She became kind and calm, giving off a more mature vibe than her younger self. She’s still considered a legend to this day for being able to run even at an old age. Some say she run even faster than she did 25 years ago. She keeps a large photo album filled with every child she’s cared for at the daycare, each picture a precious memory. No matter how much time passes, Urara remembers every single one of their names.
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