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phorkus @phorkus

All opinions are mine alone, likely to be wrong, and possibly inflammatory and definitely does not represent my company in any way.

Joined December 2008
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phorkus@phorkus
18 Aug 2024
I had a YubiKey 5C arrive mashed nearly flat by the USPS. Since I couldn’t use it I decided to take it apart and see what I could see. I present the pictures for you all.
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phorkus@phorkus
27 Feb 2024
So, legit confessions only. How many of you InfoSec people literally dream of going to be a farmer or lumberjack?
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phorkus@phorkus
18 Dec 2023
So, if you install the updated Samsung Magician software, and suddenly can't close tabs in Chrome or Edge with Ctrl-W, The problem is that Samsung Magician now captures a GLOBAL Windows Hotkey for Ctrl-W. Kind of arrogant to assume that's how I'd like to bind my hotkeys @Samsung
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
In case you haven't figured it out: the Cthulhu campaign posters are satire, and just for fun with my pet AI farm. Enjoy!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
Jim made a deal with The Greater Evil for a more subjugated human race in 2024. How can you right that? Vote for the Greater Evil in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
They both know a Greater Evil when it's in the room with them! Vote Cthulhu in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
Vote for a Civilized Evil in 2024. Vote Cthulhu!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
The Greater Evil had the Queen's approval. How can you say no to that!?!? Vote Cthulhu in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
True Patriotism is Cthulhu Patriotism. Vote in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
Vote for the Greater Evil in 2024! Vote Cthulhu! He promises to eat you last. Or First. Whichever really.
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
Don't let the clowns in Washington distract you from voting for the Greater Evil in 2024!
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phorkus@phorkus
17 Oct 2023
Don't vote for the lesser Evil in 2024! Vote for the Greatest Evil! (You potatoes...)
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Erin Elizabeth Health Nut News🥜
@unhealthytruth
13 Feb 2023
Probably the best video about what happened in Pennsylvania/Ohio and it’s pretty mind blowing. x.com/RaleighFam/status/1622…

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Russ Rogers (v3rtig0 - Speedrussr)@v3rtig0
25 Jan 2023
I had a friend. He didn’t know he was a hacker. I brought him to @defcon 8. He found his family there. He founded Security Tribe with me, 22 years ago. He was a goon & founded the Goon Band. He loved WiFi, 33, Jameson, PlayStn, 303, & Steelers. #RIProamer 30 yrs wasn’t enough.
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phorkus@phorkus
18 Nov 2022
The incantation is spoken. The spell complete. The bird is dying... we can all see it. It's been fun. It's been real... it's even been real fun from time to time. See you all elsewhere.
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phorkus@phorkus
16 Nov 2022
Yeah... so Mastodon doesn't suck. For my hacker family, come see me at: "@phorkus@defcon.social" In the inevitable face of the Twitterpocalypse, it pays to have options...
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Russ Rogers (v3rtig0 - Speedrussr)@v3rtig0
21 Oct 2022
Made by a friend. It’s their personal interpretation. ⁦@dotMudge⁩
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phorkus@phorkus
3 Oct 2022
Please tell me I’m not the only one who has to look at peoples social media pictures to remember if I know them or not? Names are hard…
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Madi Hilly
@MadiHilly
21 Jul 2022
MYTH: We don't have a solution to nuclear's "waste problem" REALITY: Nuclear waste isn't a problem. In fact, it’s the best solution we have to meeting our energy needs while protecting the natural environment! Here's what you need to know:
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