𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙙𝙞𝙚, motherfucker.xn--6ii

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𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏 !!
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CAIMAN retweeted
just over heard a dude say to his friend "whatever. picks you up and throws you, bro."
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/ nikaido gets people fighting over her but it's in the least cool way of implying that and they're just annoying </3
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CAIMAN retweeted
HE BEAT ME TO OFFERIN HER A SHIRT NO I LOOK LIKE IM COPYIN'
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well. cant argue with that.... guess 'm yer sexy mamas
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/ i was expecting 13 to be much more angry now they're just hanging out
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? like..?
nooooooo I would have something else to say
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y'd just say i was bein dumb!! i guess i shoulda figured that shirt woupd be too small 😮‍💨
Replying to @pastsorcery
video evidence???
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cant do shit in this economy i ripped my shirt
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dear diary i should fix that
dear diary i didnt eat anyone today
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dear diary i didnt eat anyone today
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( his eyes flicker to her, a smile creepin up his lips. ) yer jus bein sweet..
( she steps aside to give him room to work, tail still in anticipation. he might not find the end product very flattering. . . but in her eyes? it’s like she’s looking at a work of art. a masterpiece ) you did amazing !!! I knew you would‼️
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CAIMAN retweeted
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( he huffs, ready to at least try. he goes slower than before, eyes squinted and tongue stickin out the side of his mouth in concentration. what comes out isn't very pretty, but it's gyoza nonetheless. )
Replying to @pastsorcery
you think you can tackle that foe?
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yer much cooler, pretty lady. ( hes got flour all over his hands, so he can't touch her, so he opts to kissing her cheek. ) 💕*
( oh how that tail wags. . . ) it’s that easy. . . you’re so cool, Caiman ✨
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( how on earth could he say no to that he leans down and kisses her forehead. ) if y'love it then i love it. 's that easy.
I’d like it to be. . !! ( tail sways slowly from side to side—- nervously hopeful smile forming on Nikaido’s lips ) cooking is something I love. . . and what I feel love through. but you don’t have to force yourself to like it, if you don’t.
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/* that? idk punctuation matters
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( his cheeks burn at the thought of making nikaido frown, and he starts working harder on making the gyoza pretty. ) ... no . it's. somethin we can share.
( the thought makes her frown for a moment, head tilting to the side. she guides his fingers along the bottom of the gyoza shell, making the crescent shape ) well. . . I suppose not everyone enjoys cooking. I would just be sad that we wouldn’t be able to share the hobby. . 🌀
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this did smth ta me and im not sure what #TBH
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( sure they've kissed and such, but he still blushes when she guides his hands. he tries to focus on the dough. ) mhm.. maybe this jus aint tha thing fer me? *💦
( her gaze softens as his fingers fumble with the fragile dough. gentle, she slips her hands over his, steadying him ) you don’t have to be afraid of it~ it’s just some flour and water. it’s okay to be rough with it 🎶
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