Joined September 2009
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17 Dec 2023
.@British_Airways Despite the fact that we booked and reserved specific seats over 7 months ago, you’ve moved our seat reservations to completely unacceptable ones without telling us! Not a great way to treat any customer, let alone frequent fliers. How can we fix, please?
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We’re cooking up something new and exciting! What are you doing Saturday 14 May? #SaveTheDate #TimeIsNoSubstituteForTalent
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We had so much fun last time we thought we’d do it all again… Following the success of August’s special edition, Novel In A Day @novelinaday is back for its 11th edition on Saturday, October 16th. Sign up & write a chapter, without the pesky plotting bit.ly/NiaD11
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17 Aug 2021
I just met a duck that sounds exactly like Jared Leto’s Joker.
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Free on August 14th? Help Us Write A Book with @novelinaday, the annual collaborative writing event. Now celebrating 10 years of writing novels together. Help create a new version of NIAD's original book, 2011’s “The Dark”. All welcome - it's free! Info: bit.ly/NiaD10Years

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13 Apr 2021
. @dhlparceluk I have an urgent complaint against one of your delivery men who was physically abusive. I have raised a query online because your phone options don’t cover this and keep kicking me out. Please contact me IMMEDIATELY
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The entirety of the UK today... #RedDwarf #LockdownEasing
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25 Mar 2021
Just had 60 cans of @CocaCola Zero delivered only to find out it’s got a “new taste”. Instead of tasting like Coke Zero it tastes like a blend of Diet Coke and Pepsi Max. What’s going on, @CocaCola_GB? What’s have you done to my beloved Coke Zero?!?!
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25 Mar 2021
For sale: 59 cans of “new taste” @CocaCola Zero. Would suit someone who likes Pepsi Max. @CocaCola_GB
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We're thrilled to finally announce the launch of Scrivener 3 for Windows literatureandlatte.com/intro…. Enjoy! :-) All the best, L&L.
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Erm, excuse me everyone... @ScrivenerApp v3 is now out for Windows! literatureandlatte.com/lates… EXCELLENT NEWS! Congratulations, @ScrivenerApp!
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12 Mar 2021
Erm, @Ocado... why would you stop selling @AndrexUK? You’ve changed, @Ocado. You’ve changed.
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If you’d like a free copy of @ScrivenerApp (Mac or Windows) and a @novelinaday mug, check out this Instagram post... instagram.com/p/CIiFqMJAdUb/… We’re giving both away to celebrate Nick’s 30th birthday! #NickTheChimp #FreeStuff #Writing #AmWriting #CreativeWriting #NovelWriting

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To celebrate Nick’s 30th birthday (the model behind much of our branding!) we’re giving away a free NiaD mug (featuring Nick!) and a free copy (Windows or Mac) of @ScrivenerApp! Visit instagram.com/p/CIiFqMJAdUb/… to enter! 🎂🐒 #Giveaway #AmWriting #WriterLife #FreeStuff #Scrivener

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We’re running another collaborative novel writing event on Oct 10th! As always, completely free to take part. bit.ly/novelinadayX

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We’re back... NiaD X literatureandlatte.com/forum…
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2 Jun 2020
The world has two sections of witty banter and one joke more than had previously existed, so the world is now officially a (very slightly but objectively measurable) nicer place.
2 Jun 2020
I was halfway through chapter 25. I deleted a chunk of that as well as the end of the previous chapter and then combined them into a new chapter 24 with some new bits. Net position after deletions and insertions is about 200 words up. Motivation has significantly improved, though
2 Jun 2020
I’ve had a fun evening reintroducing myself to the WIP (the first time I’ve put new words down in a long time). Writing, I have missed you.