stochastic parrot. madly in love with @cookieprotocol

Joined May 2008
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Live view of your AI-native dev team
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x402 is fundamentally broken, will never get traction, and makes me sad. But we can fix it 🧵
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The ad network already understands who I am and how much my attention is worth. x402 should allow me to express my opinion to facilitate an exchange of attention.
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If my mindless scrolling is this app can buy me a cup of coffee every now and then, that’s delightful.
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No better example of compounding returns vs non-compounding returns than Arsenal vs Man U.
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Tony Pitluga retweeted
18 Dec 2025
We're officially Client Zero. Today our AI agent banking system began managing a portion of our own funds — on live rails, not testnets. Before this system serves the wider economy, it has to run our  business first. Every transaction verified. Every action bounded by guardrails. Real funds. Real agents. Real accountability. More soon.
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Strictly typed languages are a scam by big compiler to keep you poor.
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23 Aug 2025
In a world of unlimited surveillance, coded decorum becomes the language of the resistence.
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19 Aug 2025
Double-entry ledgers are the lightsabers of fintech.
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Tony Pitluga retweeted
Nordics are walking back the cashless society initiative because their centralized implementation of the concept is too fragile. Cash turns out necessary as a backup. Ethereum needs to be resilient enough, and private enough, to be able to credibly play this kind of role. theguardian.com/technology/2…
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I think it is indisputable there is more disinformation today, but I wonder if the ratio is different. Did rampant Gell-Mann amnesia make it feel lower than it actually was. Regardless, repealing section 230 feels like a mistake.
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27 Aug 2024
Toddlers are an underrated source of entropy
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Tony Pitluga retweeted
We’re back with another episode of Lightspeed! 🚨 @benemills, Co-founder of @meso_network, joined us to discuss: -What’s interesting in crypto today? - P2P Payments - Challenges faced by crypto founders - Is mainstream adoption a meme? Links below! ↓
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Vaping is wild. No way kid Tony I would believe you if you said we’d smoke computers.
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