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Jack Mitchell @plainsofabraham

Epic poet, composer of an epic poem about Canadian history, The Plains of Abraham.

Joined August 2009
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Best thing about this ordeal: I'm a whole lot thinner. Worst thing: panic attacks when I hear the words "Upper Chamber."
Surgery went well, though they had to remove a Boston Cream from my spleen, which apparently Senator Duffy was clutching on impact.
Waiting for surgery now. Being interviewed by RCMP constable, he's investigating these serial Duffsterisings. Helps to know I'm not alone.
Huge shout-out to CR for mobilising these people, they're the best. The power of twitter! Now I know how Perez Hilton felt, it's great.
On the stretcher now . . . Cheering crowd on hand, where did they come from? They're going in with the forklift now.
God this guy is heavy.
Jaws of Life are doing their thing. These guys sure got here quick. Should never have read MYL's post . . .
Paramedics on their way . . . I can hear the sirens . . . get Duffy OFF ME!!!!
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