Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.

A woman was holding a funeral for her husband when a strange man walked in and sat in the row directly behind her. Near the end of the service, he leaned forward, tapped her on the shoulder and asked the widow, “Would you mind if I stood up and said a word?” She replied, “By all means.” The man stood up, cleared his throat, and said, “Plethora.” Then he sat back down. The widow smiled through her tears turned to him and said, “Thank you. That means a lot.” A moment later, the same man leaned forward again and asked, “Would you mind if I added another word?” “Of course,” she said. He stood up and said, “Bargain.” He sat back down. The widow dabbed her eyes turned again and said, “That meant a great deal.” Just then, another man stood and asked, “May I say two words?” The widow nodded. He nervously walked to the microphone and said, “Water pit.” When he sat down the the widow went over to him and smiled kindly and whispered, “Thanks… I know you meant well.” 😅🤣

What is with the traffic in Dublin Today I don’t think I have ever seen it this bad 🤷‍♀️

Good idea 😂

‘Switzerland has just built a 532-bed, 18-storey hospital in Berne for €700 million.’ irishtimes.com/health/2024/0…

Bespoke curve for a wardrobe using our C302 cornice

Seen a guy begging in a Baggot street yesterday I noticed he had a QR code , I. Asked him about and he said it was so people could pay him by Revolut and people loved it. I told him he was to clever to be begging but then again ? 🤷🏼‍♂️

🚨 Sandymount 🚨

Electric cars are more expensive to purchase , cost of charging has tripled, battery replacement cost has gone through the roof, and now they are going to tax them. I’m encouraging everybody to stick with the diesel and petrol. The greens won’t get in government again

A group CrossFitters passed by a restaurant in Brazil. Everyone eating thought they were running away from something, so they jumped up and ran with them.

If you’ve already seen a piglet balancing itself on a rolling ball today, just keep scrolling. 🐷

Normally get my work jeans in Penneys €12.00 for two pair , today €41.00 for two pair , I really hope some of the extra money goes to the actual workers who made them !

Oh wow !! He’s one of our own 🟡🔵 #oufc

Dog that learned to play connect four. But didn't learn sportsmanship

Just going to leave this here x

Work in progress using our C145 stock cornice.

Thought Peter Crouch had died for a sec

A bespoke cornice (including curve) installed yesterday in Cavan.