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pluuno @pluuuno
Joined November 2020
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being a woman sucks bro look at my arm vs leg gains 😭
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the second i enter an uber i am possessed by an evil demon that makes me lie to the driver about my life
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i live the life of a wounded animal
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backrooms was so inaccurate, where was he???
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was trying to show my boyfriend something on his eye and ended up with the most beautiful picture ever? why are men’s eyelashes so damn long????
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working as a math instructor during the era of 67 has actually been detrimental to my psyche
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been trying to get absolutely yolked lately but the gym workers have started to greet me enthusiastically by name and idk if it’s worth it any more
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the world is cruel and dark
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i have one consistent wrinkle on my forehead at the ripe young age of 21 from hitting this constantly
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the p in pluuno stands for uhhhh…. eeuhhhhhghhhhhh……..
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75% of having an office job is assuring your manager you will in fact use AI for this task and proceeding to do it all yourself because you don’t trust that shit
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no clean forks so i’m eating my mr noodles with chopsticks, making me feel like this
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elevator shaft? i didn’t even know she HAD one 😦
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british people be like “are you taking the piss?” wellll if ur OFFERING 😋😋
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YOOOOOOO
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this is like artemis II for him
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🇸🇪🇩🇰🇮🇹🇭🇺🇻🇦😛😛😛
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everyone always talking about some “hair of the dog that bit you” FIRST of all a dog would NEVER! bite me because i am lovely and kind❤️
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starting the jaywalking movement and having everyone else follow you like a duckling genuinely feels like this
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