Perl/Go programmer, lapsed unicycle hockey player, inefficient cooker of eccentric flavours. Servant of @HolmiesAtHome. Slowly moving to @pmh1wheel.bsky.social

Joined May 2007
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Fuck off with your AI slop, @duolingo . I'm not sticking around if you're going to favour burning resources to steal real people's work. Bye bye 2500 day streak, I'm deleting the app
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One Wheel, No Brain retweeted
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Festive #TwitterBakeAlong: lemon-drizzled ginger loaf cake for mother-in-law's 80th birthday, and a plain one for us. Mincemeat swirls and very spicy dried fruit and nut swirls. Ginger mead ice cream with little bits of stem ginger
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Spotted Dick for #GBBOTwitterBakeAlong #DessertWeek although someone else made and froze the "custard" (aka ice cream). And since it's #BritishPuddingDay, it was an opportunity to finally eat the spare haggis that's been lurking in my freezer since Burn's Night
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Oops, it's probably obvious, but I meant to say that the haggis was also the work of someone else who actually knows what they're doing
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#FMSPAD 19/10 Serene landscapes: I don't know what this crop is, but it's growing very quietly #FMS_SereneLandscapes
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#FMSPAD 18/10 Season: Apparently it's the time of year to let your balls hang low #FMS_Season
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#FMSPAD 17/10 Dramatic clouds: I wouldn't pay for today's performance, but it was a lot less boring than the unbroken grey of the previous few days #FMS_DramaticClouds
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#FMSPAD 16/10 Garden path: Pumpkins are even invading the strawberries #FMS_GardenPath
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#FMSPAD 15/10 Water drops on a leaf: then falls onto the ground to make a big muddy puddle #FMS_WaterDrops
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One Wheel, No Brain retweeted
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FIRST TRAILER OF NEW WALLACE & GROMIT

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#FMSPAD 14/10 Wildlife: More like the opposite, I'm afraid: urban death. (I did see a squirrel in the last couple of days, too sprightly for my camera, but also a dead badger and a dead fox) #FMS_Wildlife
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#FMSPAD 13/10 Shapes in nature: spirals #FMS_ShapesInNature
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#FMSPAD 12/10 A calm morning: Pootling along a little pootly path in the sunshine #FMS_CalmMorning
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#FMSPAD 11/10 Birds in flight: I did see a magpie within a few feet of me, but it quickly hid in a tree then made loud mocking noises before I could get my camera ready, so this brace of extremely distant crows was the best I could manage #FMS_BirdsInFlight
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#FMSPAD 10/10 A body of water: The larger of the two reservoirs above the village #FMS_BodyOfWater
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#FMSPAD 9/10 On the ground: Cat toys and other things they have claimed as such #FMS_OnTheGround
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#FMSPAD 8/10 A favourite tree: At the moment, it's this one #FMS_FavouriteTree
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#FMSPAD 7/10 Greenery: Still my favourite place for a forest bathing ride. Worth the aggravation to the pain in my hip which getting there caused today #FMS_Greenery
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#FMSPAD 6/10 Golden hour: Another fabulous artifact at Warwick Castle #FMS_GoldenHour
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