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parker (Taylor’s Version) @pmilbs_

little messed up but we’re all alright

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parker (Taylor’s Version)@pmilbs_
15 Mar 2018
One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?”
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My life is just endlessly rewatching shows I like
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Leaving out some Busch light and Oreos *just in case*
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Havent been on Twitter in MONTHS but all I gotta say is
I wonder if Jacob knew that he was signing up for me baking cookies and scream singing enchanted in the kitchen at 9am on thanksgiving
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I may or may not have made Buffalo chicken dip and put it over roasted sweet potatoes and called that dinner
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Not me buying a bird feeder for the birds but now being angry at the birds because they refuse to eat from it
For anyone who cares I’m having a bridgerton themed bridal shower and these are my invites— I’m floored
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My neighbors, in town mind you, have been setting off fireworks since last night. Im done. My dog is done. Goodbye July 4th
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Today’s mental break down was sponsored by rustic nostalgia
Not me cuddling an ice pack while I roast in my house
LOL NOT ME SELLING AMC WHEN IT WAS $20 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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But then again @RobinhoodApp has shut down trading so maybe I was smart who’s to say
I told Jacob my new diet plan yesterday and his response was “sometimes I think you need marriage more than me” What was the diet plan? Eating rainbow goldfish for breakfast/lunch
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You see? 🌱plants🌱 it’s healthy
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Me when my dog yawns and makes a little whine noise
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There has to be more to life than working to death to barely get by. Whoever invented currency and the idea of having wealth was an idiot. I just want to live
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Yes obviously I just finished the ugly series by Scott Westerfield and I’m once again not well
Every Sunday my roommate bakes 5 or so chocolate cakes for a local restaurant and every Sunday I cry because our house smells so good
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Jacob and I just applied for a townhome together and I’m so emo about it. Like that’s gonna be ✨our✨ home for our little family 👩‍❤️‍👨🐶🏡
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At the age of 24 sad girl hours now consist of belting out all of Olivia’s new album and baking homemade poptarts
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