Former columnist at Barrett Media and All Access, ex-EIC @ Nerdist, ex-PD @ KLSX, Y107, NJ101.5. @pmsimon everywhere else. Retired, mostly.
Joined February 2008
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5 Dec 2015
I'm saving most of what happens in my life for the book I'll never write that nobody will want to read anyway.
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Apr 26
The Phillies in general and Nola (and Dombrowski) in particular are grandly illustrative of the Sunk Cost Fallacy. I feel the same about the tickets I have for next weekend; it’s unlikely to be pretty or entertaining but the money’s been spent, so…
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Feb 23
Plenty of seats available. Cold Monday night, so understandable. Mostly seniors. Quiet despite best efforts of the in-game host. Very few kids. They probably know better.
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Feb 23
With the Phillies… okay, a bunch of minor leaguers in Phillies uniforms, plus a smattering of regulars in town to play the Nationals, it seemed appropriate to drop by. It’s cold, by Florida standards, anyway.
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That was a great halftime show. Like a perfectly choreographed block party. Worth sitting through an excruciatingly dull first half of football.
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Good morning, South Florida! The temperatures are falling and so are the frozen iguanas.
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Jan 20
Just wondering WTF is going on atop Greg Bovino’s head. Bald below, weeds on top. Looks like negative image male pattern baldness. He can’t possibly look in the mirror and think, yeah, lookin’ good. Also, he’s sniffing a lot.
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Jan 17
Never imagined that the most important five words to say would be "Do you have a warrant?" but here we are.
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31 Dec 2025
Patiently awaiting frozen iguanas to plummet from the palm trees.
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22 Dec 2025
Here’s my last column, a farewell review of what passes for my career. I’m done. If you’ve read my column over the last 30 or so years, thank you. I’ll go now.
barrettmedia.com/2025/12/22/…
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17 Dec 2025
Bongo’s reportedly leaving his FBI job, so he can go back to blocking me on Xitter.
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13 Dec 2025
Coachella for idiots.
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12 Dec 2025
The station that proved you can milk decades of success superserving very angry people. Sorry for those losing their employment, but can't say I'll miss Radio Mambi. Besides, it's unlistenable here in PBC, unless you like electrical interference.
radioinsight.com/headlines/3…
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12 Dec 2025
Listened to a few mins of Erick Erickson insisting that Medicare for All is dangerous because, I don't know, Communism, then Clay Travis & Sex Buckton explaining how war would be good because of lower oil prices and, I don't know, Communism. Talk radio, everybody!
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12 Dec 2025
Just called to make a doctor's appointment, got an AI "agent" that kept veering from English to Spanish and wanted a LOT of information. Then the doc's office called and asked the same questions, because the AI screwed up and made an appointment for the wrong office. F AI.
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11 Dec 2025
Gotta admit, I did not see this coming, namely kidney stones and a consequent hospital stay. Not a pleasant week.
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9 Dec 2025
Incredible voice. What a loss. We got to see/hear him at Tobacco Road in Miami in their last show before heading to Nashville to record their debut album.
9 Dec 2025
It’s with the deepest grief we share the passing of our friend, bandmate and brother Raul Malo on December 8th, 2025 at the age of 60.
Full statement: instagram.com/p/DSC5bLcjhKG/
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9 Dec 2025
Now, then, who's in the Bush's Best Boca Raton Bowl of Beans? (Louisville-Toledo, saved you a click you weren't going to make anyway.) (Yes, that's the game's official name, "Bowl of Beans." Tix start at $38. I live 20 minutes away. You couldn't pay me enough to go.)
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