The one with the hair at Polly's Brew Co. Views all own yadayadayada.

Joined January 2018
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The season finale of America is some of the most edge of your seat stuff I think I've ever seen.
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I don't use this much anymore but I am coming out of Twitter retirement to share this timeline cleanse of a very nice photo of @ShitChester I took today.
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Bank. IYKYK.
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Name a "no-go" area in London. Please, for all our sakes.
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Fucking hell I've just cringed so hard that I've given myself a neck injury worse than when I was in a head on car accident. State of this.
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I think the time has finally come. I'm going over to Bluesky. I'll still be on here to occasionally confuse and get myself blocked by racists and tinfoil hat lunatics, but if you want to keep up with my angry rants about beer pricing then find me on @pollysarron.bsky.social
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If you think about it though, it's no surprise that a country founded by religious lunatics and born from ultra-rich landed gentry that went over to exploit resources for their own gain would end up like this.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Officers can confirm that Tommy Robinson (also known as little Tommy) has been arrested, charged and remanded His recent custody photo taken following his arrest, after handing himself in at the Police Station
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You might not think breweries are reading your Unhinged Untappd check-ins in 2024, but we see you.
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What do festival goers go nuts for? Beer and sweets obviously.
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I love embracing my elder emo by listening to Kerrang radio in the office as much as the next person, but Christ I swear the presenters (looking squarely at you, Jon Mahon and Hope Lynes) have to go through a personality transplant to get a job there.
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How the shit are UK breweries selling to Italy at the moment? A distributor I've just spoken to has come back to me saying I'd need to give them a 40 (fourty!) percent discount for our beers to be competitive in the market. Christ.
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I've been very legitimately asked to give five cases of TIPA away for free in exchange for buying twenty four kegs this week. Worst thing is, there will be breweries that desperate for a sale that they'll say yes to this. Craft beer is dying, jfc.
I know this platform is more or less an empty void these days but I need to publicly express my alarm at some of the conversations we're having at the moment relating to pricing of beer.
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Yo @McDonaldsUK waiting almost an hour for a delivery and then having to chase the driver halfway down my street for cold food was really not how I planned to spend my Friday night.
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Been overseas for 13 of the last 30 days - I've just had my phone bill and I might need to have a lie down.
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Coming into this one like Newcastle being drawn against Dortmund, PSG and AC Milan last season.
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Spotlight on Group D The term "Group of Death" is banded around a lot, but this one really is! One past winner, two previous semi-finalists, and one brewery that have sailed through their qualifiers. These match-ups are going to be tense!
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Been shadow banned on Facebook again for intimating that I would punch a steak through someone's forehead for having the audacity to deep fry it.
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FIIIIIIIIINALLY. I still don't know who's running this account fyi
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