I love that Elon allows these obvious scams to just continually advertise in this cesspool.

I was cool with @Deebs_DeFi insinuating I was a traitor, treasonoor, criminal, insider trader, etc., but wtf is this trader label icon? 🛰️🛰️🛰️ Satellite? As in my trades revolve around the insiders? Are you calling me a CopyTrader? Now that is false and defamatory. I demand a retraction and that @CBS rename the show to "50 Minutes" in my honor and as an admission of their decades of lies, cause everybody know w/ commercials the show sure as shit ain't 60minutes long.

Fixing broken things by breaking other things does not make you cracked af.

Where can I long slop and noise?

This man is my spirit animal.

The sharpest traders only talk sh*t after a market closes.

Some day in the future, @luanalopeslara will regret this.

Looks sick - check out the all new Predictfolio. Lots fo new features. Congrats to @CarOnPolymarket and Meep.

GOAT STATUS CEMENTED Not a single other "sharp" was on K-12.

Bad Idea Getting paid to promote a platform and then accusing every user on it of being an insidoor trader so you can get $10 and 3 followers. Worse Idea Paying people to call your business a crime scence. Paying anyone too stupid to figure that out. Worser Idea Business transactions with teenage influencers in regulated industries. $20B boo-boo: Investing in or running a company in a highly regulated industry with 0 employees capable of discerning a single one of the above is a bad idea. $40B DOUBLEDOWN MAXRETARD MODE Doubling down into an 80% chance of losing 80% of your revenue b/c u didn't hire 3 generic and very mediocre 40yo employees to simply say, "um, that doesn't sound like the best idea." GENERATIONAL KYS FUMBLE Not getting in on the ground floor of any of this and being that very mediocre, generic 40yo muttering to urself, this doesn't sound like the best idea. (NOTE: Despite the badge, i am NOT paid to tweet this, although maybe that acshually would be a good idea...)

Big if true.

$0➡️$1m YTD PNL 2024-July 15th 2025-May 5th 2026-Feb 28th accelerate

Any 4am steak recs?

I was thinking about a number of security features @polymarket could add. I really think this should be a focus @shayne_coplan. Since the hacking of a top trader's account on polymarket (news.polymarket.com/p/286-to…), there has been capital flight from @polymarket to @kalshi. 1. Every month for the past couple of years, I have asked @polymarket for trade-only API keys. Every crypto exchange has these. Why is this important? Many traders rely on programmers to program various kins of trading bots and trading terminals, in part b/c Polymarket's UI sucks. Currently, this requires the program to use your private crypto keys. If these were hacked, a hacker could withdrawal funds. If it were a trade-only API key that got stolen (or even a "read only" API key, useful for some tasks), it would be more difficult (or impossible). If a security risk is suspected, one could easily cancel their API key, and generate a new one, for example.

See y'all at 445

“He came to His own, and His own did not receive Him.” — John 1:11 (ESV) Fall not into apostasy like our feline friend @CarOnPolymarket . For through faith we understand - Crypto picked a good time for the biggest market crash, because $Poly and @Polymarket are here to save it.

I'll be choppin it up with @notthreadguy this Friday. TIme: TBD

See a lot of people giving Tarek shit for deleting the Poly mention. Who cares, his post is about congratulating traders. 3 of the 5 traders in the article are Kalshi traders anyway. You can like 1 founder more than the others, but all 3 have contributed to the space and a lot is owed to their combined determination - they all deserve our appreciation. The ability to make $1m a year doing something you’d be doing for free because it’s fun and you love it is an insane blessing. Go work a 9-5 for 15 years and then complain about the people who make your dreams come true you ungrateful little fucks.

100% manual. But there is still an algorithm involved: