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A week before Aurora turned 2, she said my name for the first time. She pronounced it like "Skyeee" holding the y and making it 1 syllable. She also said "Unc-ahh" but didn't put them together as Unc-ahh Skyeee. I love it and her so much. This was a top moment in my life.
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The front walkway used to look like a fucking disaster. Not a good view as you're walking into the house. But now things are a hell of a lot cleaner and welcoming. I'll let my roommate figure out what to plant in that garden space. It's quittin' time. My work here is done.
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On April 10, the city ripped out the concrete walkway. On April 21, I ripped out the bushes. On April 30, they poured new concrete. On June 3rd, they laid new sod. I had to wait out this process so that I could keep doing my part in getting this joint looking good again.
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It took a lot of digging, hammering and being down on my knees and stomach in order to get this done. No one will ever know how much time this shit took me because it looks normal now. But I'm starting to learn how to have pride when I do good work, so it's okay.
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There's a big problem too. These dried scraps of concrete were left in my garden bed after the city smoothed out the walkway. I had to wail on it with a hammer to break it up and remove it so that my bricks would fit and be level. It was a lot more work than I was expecting.
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The Lisbon Ave reconstruction project has done a number outside of the house. But the concrete & sod are in now, so I can redo all of the little things along the walkway garden. There's just one small problem - the bricks don't quite line up anymore. Well that's nice.
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I have remnants of a temporary tattoo on my arm from Aurora's birthday party. It looks just like a scrape. Aurora points at it and says "Owww" but I can't explain it to her that it is fake. It's just like E.T. Only I hope Aurora isnt an extraterrestrial.
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When I was mowing the lawn, I cut my lawn patch bbs for the first time. Not gonna lie, I did tear up a little. I imagine this is the feeling new parents have when they take their child for their first hair cut. Maybe I'm getting way too invested in this lawn care shit.
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I planted the grass seeds on May 10 and this was a month later. My grass patch bbs are all growed up. So this actually worked and I didn't find a way to screw this up? I'm as confused as you people are. I didn't know that I was fit to raise some young sprouts.
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This year I've been very particular with my lawn. I sprayed weed killer and I'm always out picking new ones. I've been growing grass patch bbs and trying to get my yard looking real nice. So I don't appreciate someone else fucking with it. That kind of pisses me off.
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The city laid down sod 10 days ago and I wasn't planning on mowing it yet, but my neighbor put a stripe in my grass. The tree on the right is where the property line is. Who just cuts someone else's lawn? You don't know what length or what lines/pattern I want. That's so rude.
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I made a bomb ass grilled cheese sandwich and I'm proud of it. It had cheddar cheese, two eggs, two slices of turkey & a piece of toast in the middle. The key is to use white bread, real butter, and to not worry about the damaging effects this sandwich has on your health.
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We all know that Soylent Green is made out of people. But what if it were made of bbq spare ribs. Would you eat it then? I know I would. Heck, I’d have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall cool juice box. Would you? It’s not rocket science. Just say yes and we'll move on.
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For the most part, we don't get to choose when or how we die. So I get what Heston's roommate did in Soylent Green. I'd love to watch Jurassic Park one last time as I leave this world so John Williams score triumphantly plays while I tell Heston the truth about Soylent Green.
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It's super sad when Charlton Heston's roommate goes to the government clinic for assisted suicide, but it's also beautiful at the same time because of the images and music. I guess it seems like the only good way to leave the Soylent Green World, but it's also pretty savage.
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Charlton Heston is so rude to Shirl and I'm glad that she called him out on it. I don't care if it's our real World, Jurassic World, Waterworld, Spice World, Cool World, Bobby's World, Wayne's World or Soylent Green World; Women deserve to be treated with respect.
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It's so rude how the Men talk to the Women in Soylent Green. Just calling them "Furniture" is bad enough, but then they also treat them like objects. I don't want this future, but I bet this is already happening and I'm just oblivious to how bad our World really is.
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There's like murder and police investigations and furniture girls and shady corporations and corrupt government and conspiracies and cover-ups and the Man keeping us down and Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow and Soylent Green and I'm sure some other things happened too.
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Is the old guy that Charlton Heston lives with in Soylent Green his Dad or his roommate? Or is it both? Because that's a thing, right? To have your parent as a roommate? But they're probably not related. It's weird to live with your parents when you're a grown up, right?
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I haven't really said what Soylent Green is about because it's really depressing. The 1% Rich have everything they want and the 99% Poor don't have shit! It's like everyone is homeless and things fucking suck all the time. The Soylent Green World is the worst.
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Charlton Heston is investigating this murder and he gets to sleep with the dead rich dude's furniture girl (what I assume is a sex slave)? You know, the bleak future that Soylent Green is trying to portray isn't looking too bad if you get to make love to a girl like Shirl.
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