Former JV rugby captain || Live and Die by Kirkland Signature || Goth women fetish
Joined October 2023
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The worst dudes you know are repping one of these to the bar.
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Is it worse to be caught with a burner account on twitter or a porn only account? #questionoftheday
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I’m blowing my shit clean off just got called sir by a 16 year old #unc
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Male nurses under the age of 30 have to be the most performative people alive
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Posting a strava run and running anything over 10 mins a mile is not showing how fit you are
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People with digicams just love making their aesthetic slop and think they’re so different
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Gosh I love pissing all over the toilet seat in bar bathrooms
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When the 40 year old bar cougar looks my way and knowing I can save her
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How I feel when my mom picks me up after a long night of sitting in my friends basement and drinking beers
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I don’t care my hs Spanish teacher fucked a student, she was the goat and was gonna give me an A. #freegoodwin
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Where the goth woman be hanging out? Need one to ruin my life asap!
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Please hire the goth girl that applied to my job, Please hire the goth girl that applied to my job 🤞#gothmommy
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I’ll beat the bricks off a dude if he ever decides to put mustard on my burger.
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I lose respect for every dude who willing drink surf sides #pussy
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Let’s say your about to take a shower but your homeboy has to take a shit. There’s only one bathroom in this house and your homeboy just ate 3 chili dogs. Are you taking a shower first or letting your homeboy take a mean shit first and then shower after?
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When the big black girl at the bar asks me to buy her a drink and then proceeds to put her arms around me and say she’s “thirsty” #snowbunniesonly
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When I’m dead blacking out but homeboy talking about “i remember my first beer”
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