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Joined April 2010
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May 20
this summer i am gonna get a little French with it 🥖🇫🇷
May 19
it’s really not until you visit another country that u realize ohhhh ok we are really fucking slumming it in america got it
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More and more are getting the memo
May 30
Breaking News: Amy Gertner, the wife of Graham Platner — the Democratic candidate for Senate in Maine — told his campaign in 2025 about sexual messages he sent to other women. nyti.ms/4dEppLM
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Everyone get more French right now!!!
starting to see what the French’s whole beef with this place is
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i mean this with all love and some respect but some of you all have got to grow up
Jun 14
adult women, yes. what is the purpose of a male in a shop that sells bras and panties? any man with a modicum of respect for women would never enter a lingerie store. it’s creepy as fuck. make him wait outside.
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Pretty notable that even the polite and risk-averse ladies of PPAV are not so subtly saying that the @SpanbergerForVA / House budget is trash
Planned Parenthood Advocates of Virginia said in an announcement that the House budget proposal “threatens reproductive healthcare access for thousands of Virginians.”
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Americans eat raw onions on their sandwiches but they don’t eat raw onion sandwiches.
There is a difference.
The Great British-American Twitter Onion War consists entirely of bad faith arguments.
Currently: Americans don't eat raw onions on sandwiches
Wait, what is that? A cheeseburger with raw onions on it?
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well no
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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we could have ended homelessness in the US for the next decade for that amount of money. instead we blew up a bunch of shit and killed schoolchildren just to go back to the status quo.
Jun 14
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Jun 15
Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars
Jun 14
BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News.
This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all.
If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Overstepping by the umps. It's not their job to enforce an unwritten rule. If the league doesn't like it they can change the rule for next season
Here’s what bothers me about the whole Jose Caballero situation: he’s intentionally manipulating the pitch clock.
It’s totally unnecessary. If everyone else can follow the rules without incident, why can’t he? #BlueJays50
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idk she may be asking someone to take her at some point
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MOG (Mobster Occupied Government)
Jun 14
I’m a now deleted post by Daniel Cormier, Eric Trump DM’d him and asked him “are any of the fights tomorrow rigged?” 👀
#UFCWhiteHouse
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Jun 14
currently running 6 separate verified twitter accounts cosplaying as european and south american tourists getting charmed by everyday american slop for engagement
whoever else is interested tap in !
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It was when everyone was convinced that an uptick of fireworks in early July was a sure sign of a psyop to keep everyone crazy
Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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HEARTWARMING: Employer continues to jump through absurd legal hoops so that former employee continues to receive healthcare in richest nation on Earth
W Dodgers fr 🙏
Dodgers re-signed Andrew Toles yearly to maintain health coverage after he stepped away in 2019 due to mental health diagnoses. The practice ended after an MLB rule change; they’re seeking other support options.
[📸: via/ GettyImages]
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Jun 13
music kinda peaked with I Wanna Dance With Somebody but it’s nice that they keep trying
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Jun 13
Hey man I'm sorry I said "Who invited the lore spigot" after you told that story at dinner. I just wanted to know who invited you
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