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7 Sep 2025
The reason I’m like this is because I’ve been through too many cycles of Samsara. After enough incarnations you develop what we in the spirit realm refer to as "primordial CTE"
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The concept of [failing to conceptualize something] sorry I just haven’t been the same since the accident
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Went out to the balcony during halftime and every single car that drove by was going way over the speed limit
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Mossad installed sonic weapons in the field targeting uruguayan players to give the saudis a chance
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Non enthusiasts not supporting their team in the world cup: these guys fucking suck
Non enthusiasts supporting their team: keep going guys you’re doing great!!
People who regularly watch football and follow squad members individually: these guys fucking suck
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This hydration break is brought to you by Palantir. Are you hydrated? We know you’re not
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Jun 14
First time I did molly was awesome because maybe like 5 minutes after it really kicked in a friend called crying asking for help because some fucked up shit had happened so I rushed over high asf pupils all dilated trying to keep it together and calm everyone down cops included
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Jun 13
Got so high last night I lowkey greened out and spent an hour and a half staring at my hands
Jun 10
Pretty sure the reason I’m completely stuck in life is because I’m not smoking weed
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Jun 12
Talking about sports with someone you think is normal and they say some shit like. My favorite moment? Sarajevo final, 1996, Zaborelov vs Meterilenko, one hour twelve minutes in, Vladislav hits a crazy underhand powershot into the third quarter, Anatoly responds with a reverse fo
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Jun 11
Uhm this is just the way water works? It always looks like that when I get in the tub
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Jun 10
Challenged a team of writers to write a misanthrope who’s as much of a misandrist as he is a misogynist and they all just killed themselves
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Jun 10
Gringxs missing out on the art form that is drug dealers using WhatsApp stories for marketing
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Jun 10
Pretty sure the reason I’m completely stuck in life is because I’m not smoking weed
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Jun 10
They fucked up giving ann cusack a role in the boys because she makes everyone else look really stupid
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Jun 10
You can tell how old a reggaetonero is based on how much he talks about impregnation
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