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Fakemink is maybe the single worst performer I have ever seen in my life but I also really enjoyed the set because he brought up a kid with the exact same haircut who knew more lyrics than him and he started saying "one more song" with 20 more minutes left
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Why am I wandering around the woods in the dark trying to get into the festival I fucking played
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Had to skip gorillaz to see royalty play the primavera stage 🫣 @waterfromyreyes
Sounded brilliant even with @postingcontent having a sore voice !
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Either in the world's most successful "unsuccessful band" or the least successful "successful band"
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Olivia Rodrigo reveals her experience on the dating app Raya after SOUR.
"I thought I would see, like, ooh, some really hot actor guy. I don't even know any of these people... It's [always] some weird 'creative director.' Like, you just don't have a job."
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Why does this spam email sound just like Oliver Twist
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Let her cook
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you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!
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Imagining my ancestors trying egg tarts for the first time like that must've gone crazy
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Jun 11
the knicks catching up got me thinking about CATCHING UP with you. you were always there in the KNICK of time, even when i did you FOUL. this might be in the SPUR of the moment but i know LOVE can force a GAME 7. tell ur mom i miss us
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Jun 11
whole plane watching the knicks game except for one dude watching avatar
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right-wingers deserve no defense ofc but i do find the smugness of these type of things quite fascinating, cause i really do think if you use the internet regularly, right or left, you are susceptible to being easily swayed by outrage cycles and propaganda!
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Taking a very whatever sure approach to my life and honestly yeah everything is fine especially the things that would otherwise not be
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Finding out that I am the pervert in the age gap situation because I am trying to flirt with a middle aged man who seemingly doesn't want me
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Is he liking my stories because he likes me or because he is 50 years old and nothing on the phone means anything
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Once again trying to figure out if this guy wants to kiss me or just thinks I'm neat
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There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Reached the part of tour where I am on the edge of death and all of my thoughts are about how ungrateful and thoughtless I was back when I was healthy
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Jun 8
the truly incredible minds behind this project have dared to ask what if Scooby-Doo just looked like a normal ass dog
First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.
Coming soon to Netflix.
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