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4 Nov 2025
The Boston Common is indeed unsafe. I once saw a guy in a wheelchair grab an MIT student (worked at the radio station) and stuff him into a van. Nerd never seen again
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4 Nov 2025
Jaws. A real basic choice, but it’s a perfect film
What’s ur fav movie that takes place in ur home state I think mine’s TCM (1974) but I haven’t seen No Country For Old Men (2007) yet
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2 Nov 2025
I met Knausgaard once, and he said it was nice to meet me. Kendall Roy is going to have to try again to best me
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2 Nov 2025
I don’t worry about my wife’s soul. That’s her business. It’s too bad I’ll never be VP
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28 Oct 2025
My shutdown proposal is to keep excluding parts of the government from the shutdown until it’s only things that don’t hurt me politically
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27 Oct 2025
I almost admire the lack of self-awareness it takes for a press secretary to say someone else didn’t do a good job publicizing the positive things Biden did as president
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24 Oct 2025
I’m sure Bill’s still going to handout 5 day a week salaries to those 2 day a week workers. Right? He would never just give that to the shareholders
23 Oct 2025
Bill Gates predicts AI could open up a new era for workers, where a 2-day workweek is the norm, machines do the hard work, and people have more time to do the things they love, per FORTUNE
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21 Oct 2025
If you’re asking for the “Geese” instead of the “Lockjaw”, you’re no friend of mine
20 Oct 2025
Geese’s frontman has a particular poetically messy mop. We asked a hair expert for the process and products you need to replicate it. gq.com/story/how-to-get-came…
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21 Oct 2025
Samsung Owner Voice: my phone’s been rating my piss and shit for years!
20 Oct 2025
Kohler Launches $600 iPhone-Connected Toilet Camera That Monitors Your Health Through Waste Analysis macrumors.com/2025/10/20/koh…
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20 Oct 2025
The thing about the new ballroom that I don’t get is where are you supposed to put the other one?
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18 Oct 2025
Imagine little Shohei Rodriguez explaining how he got his name to his teacher, Mrs. Khaleesi Mortimer
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12 Oct 2025
“And more”
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive) people.com/diane-keaton-dead…
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12 Oct 2025
Even if you don’t want to acknowledge Woody Allen, Keaton was in the damned Godfather films. Fucking joke of a headline
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11 Oct 2025
Apollonia was gorgeous, and I get why Michael went for that. But, goddamit he did Kay dirty. Imagine not flying in 70s Diane Keaton to your Italian hideout. Wouldn’t be me
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11 Oct 2025
It’s a Houses of the Holy night by the fire. That’s the move. Get on board
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8 Oct 2025
People love to complain about MLB playoff games during office hours, but they don’t realize ditching school or work to watch baseball is a century old tradition. Grow a sack. Sneak out
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4 Oct 2025
As did the director of Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
3 Oct 2025
In both of their new films, Paul Thomas Anderson and Jim Jarmusch view skateboarders as symbols of liberation.
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3 Oct 2025
I love that the key to artistic success is be Ween
taylor mastered country, conquered pop, reinvented folk, and she still dominates as she should, some of your faves stayed ExC!T!nG in one genre but ended up forgotten
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