RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

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i don't think it's just a gender thing. you are a complete stranger and nobody knows anything about you. there are no expectations on you by anyone, gender or otherwise. you can be authentically yourself

Student: *in Japanese* Rosie, how do you say “will you go out with me” in English Me: will you go out with me Student: *in japanese* I will. Today is the first day of our love Me: HOLD ON

I'm working on a comic of my time in Japan as an English teacher and my students said a lot of funny stuff but I think this was the funniest

many people are not good, just neutered, give someone an ounce of power or audacity and see how they use it

not me and oomf discussing the legal and moral ramifications of a muslim vampire

get the fuck away from me

My advice as a dentist: Don’t use mouthwash everyday. It indiscriminately kills off both the good and harmful bacteria in your mouth, resulting in taste alteration. I suggest using 3-4 times a week (selang hari). Avoid using water after gurgling mouthwash too.

The deepest trap most people never see is identifying with anything external as if it were their whole self, the job title, the achievements, the fame, the bank account, the body, the relationship status, the past trauma, the spiritual label, all of it, the moment you let one of them become "who you are," you've shrunk yourself into a box and handed the key to whoever controls that box, your boss, the market, the algorithm, the other person, life itself, and then anything that touches that box feels like a personal attack because in your head it literally is.

I honestly feel like workdays should be 10am–3pm or 9am– 2pm. There’s no reason for people to spend most of their lives at work. Let people go home and have time for their families, partners, friends, and rest. That’s why everyone is so miserable today.

Your ascendant has the key to your Career Success. - Aries/Scorpio ascendant — Anger and impulsive decisions will weaken your career. Opportunities leave as quickly as they arrive. - Taurus/Libra ascendant — Comfort and laziness will weaken your career. Growth comes only when you leave your comfort zone. - Gemini/Virgo ascendant — Overthinking and indecision will weaken your career. Too much analysis delays success. - Cancer ascendant — Emotional attachment will weaken your career. Professional decisions must stay practical. - Leo ascendant — Ego and the need for recognition will weaken your career. Success comes through humility. - Sagittarius/Pisces ascendant — Lack of ethics will weaken your career. Fortune leaves when principles are compromised. - Capricorn/Aquarius ascendant — Fear of change will weaken your career. Growth begins when you embrace new directions.

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

me not giving a shit and wearing whatever i want sometimes showing midriff whether or not i was good

my coworker is the definition of talent in the hands of a jester i’m crying

not everything needs to be announced, but being known is often how help, friendship, and serendipity find you hiding your life from everyone also means hiding from a lot of possible support

it's bc she doesn't need it

So my dms have been a mix of rape and death threats from angry Muslim men and Muslim women who are genuinely curious to learn more about my views and how I came to my conclusions 🫶🏽 it feels good to anger men and to inspire women

love how they keep fucking up in new ways

Me apareció en recuerdos la foto que fue LA FOTO del pride de 2024: un señor portugués abrazando una bandera LGBT. El señor estaba parado en la puerta de su casa viendo pasar la marcha en Porto, sosteniendo una bandera portuguesa lo cual inicialmente asustó a varios porque agitar la bandera nacional en ese contexto puede ser señal de protesta nacionalista anti-LGBT. La gente en la marcha se detuvo, preocupada por lo que podría pasar. Pero resulta que el señor estaba agitando la bandera portuguesa porque no tenía una bandera arcoíris y quería participar de alguna forma. Una chica llamada Lily se acercó. El hombre intercambió su bandera portuguesa por la bandera que Lily traía sobre los hombros. Lo que ven en la foto es el momento exacto en que él la recibe y la abraza. Alguien se sintió visto y parte de algo más grande ese día. Eso es el orgullo: dejar de ser invisibles. 🏳️‍🌈❤️✨