Seattle
Joined August 2017
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 16
You had to closely read every new oomfs carrd and have those neopronouns locked down 😩
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you genuinely would get crucified if you made fun of edating
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“It’s so invalidating to our relationship moots unfollow now” ok bruh
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 14
how strict it was on woke twitter 2020-2023
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Jun 14
Said “me gusta los policulas” to mexican film shyt instead of “me gusta películas” and now I’m blocked
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 14
Gaу men on twitter be like "omgggg prostіtution is so in 😍 i loveee seeing women suffеr"
Jun 13
this song makes me feel like a dominican prostitute in a small village who eats plantains and orange soda. i’m obsessed.
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 14
Jun 13
i really hate how much discussion on this app is purely driven by people wanting to feel superior to others and not actually wanting to prove their point
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 12
You’ll probably want to see this one as well….
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 11
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Spurs are just a better basketball team
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aspartame goblin retweeted
Jun 11
oomfchella was successful. Theyre not pictured i just sent this to my partner during our hang out
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I gotta change gyms there’s always someone butt ass naked in the locker room
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Me in 2024
Jun 8
Grown ass man tweeting like a bpd baddie
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