thank god i’m tall and funny (22)

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11 Nov 2025
my official response to the hate: free palestine and remember you’ll always look hot in a keffiyeh
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people who say ciries win doesn’t count cause she played with newbies are ridiculous. like why would anyone think maura higgins and lisa rinna are gonna be better strategists that randos off the street?
Between these two, who is the better Traitor? #TheTraitorsUS
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the jewish man mogging the nazi boy iktr
Antisemitic Cornell student turns down interview because he's 'not interested in working for a Jew' trib.al/NRIMqqR
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i know a dozen mid-looking 20 year old men who want nothing more than to be a house husband to an equally mid-looking cougar as long as they can get a home gym
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elder gay couple came in today and said that luckily the two hottest guys were working to me and my 17 year old coworker. they gave me a 33% tip tho
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i don’t follow accounts with more followers than me cause i get scared they won’t follow me back. is this mental illness?
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yall say this but i’m pretty sure he means paradigm not paragon
yall have never met a near 30-year-old with a robust vocab and a proclivity to overthink and ruminate and it SHOWS
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do these people really think olivia rodrigo sampled the scooby doo theme song
Replying to @talkofthecharts
Nothing for copylivia
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simple storytelling can often be the most powerful storytelling. this movie only has four characters and that’s all it needs. it’s straightforwardness is it’s effectiveness
obsession is NOT a deep or complicated movie. it’s barely even interesting. there is simply no way there is THIS much discourse surrounding that movie.
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brown shirt had his eyes closed but they did not wanna take another photo 💔
we neeeed to bring back bi dating shows
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colin fifth is a handsome man, but come on, look at the difference between these shots.
you are not gonna budge me from BBC's Mr Darcy in a wet undershirt
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republicans: everything is morally wrong except for state-mandated murder, that’s actually super good.
GALLUP: Partisans’ Views on Moral Acceptability (% who say “morally acceptable” Abortion 🔵 Dems: 73% 🔴 Reps: 18% — Changing ones gender 🔵 Dems: 60% 🔴 Reps: 5% — Gay or lesbian relations 🔵 Dems: 81% 🔴 Reps: 35% (was 56% in 2022) — Doctor-assisted suicide 🔵 Dems: 68% 🔴 Reps: 30% — Sex Between teenagers 🔵 Dems: 54% 🔴 Reps: 16% — Sex between an unmarried man and woman 🔵 Dems: 83% 🔴 Reps: 46% — Pornography 🔵 Dems: 47% 🔴 Reps: 19%
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it annoys me deeply when someone younger than me is also much cooler than me
yay❤️
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if all the nithya voters had just voted for me i’d be in 2nd place right now
If all the Nithya voters had just voted for Rae she’d be in 2nd place right now.
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he’s dead of course somethings not right 😭
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how do i flirt with a customer as a server. need emergency help please
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suburban real estate is worse for the environment than every ai image (including this ugly one) combined
People who like walkable cities should live in them. People who prefer lower population density should live where they can have more space. Both options are good and serve different purposes. Let people like what they like.
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just learned about puppetry of the penis. i didn’t consent to learning about this
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my cheeks are sunburnt
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ну не знаю я неплохо состарилась
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this true story sounds more anarcho-communist than anything else. a government less lockean society that provides for its members when they become disabled. "From each according to their means, to each according to their needs"
More and more I'm learning that the nihilistic claptrap we were all told was genius was just Leftist demoralization propaganda. Situations like this have occurred, and the children didn't turn into little monsters. In fact they survived quite well. In June 1965, six boys named, aged 13 to 16 "borrowed" a fisherman’s boat hoping to reach Fiji or New Zealand. After a storm damaged the sail and rudder, they drifted for eight days surviving on fish and rainwater collected in coconut shells, before washing up on the rocky uninhabited island of ‘Ata. Rather than descending into chaos during their months there the boys created a mini society. They planted vegetables, collected and stored rainwater, and maintained a permanent fire. They even built a gymnasium with homemade weights, a badminton court, and chicken pens. They divided daily chores using rosters, resolved conflicts with time-outs instead of fighting, began and ended each day with songs and prayers. One boy, Gilligan's Isle style, constructed a guitar from driftwood and coconut shell to boost morale. When one of the children broke his leg falling off a cliff the others set it with sticks and leaves and took over his work. They ate fish, coconuts, eggs, wild taro, bananas, and later chickens they had discovered in an ancient volcanic crater. They endured this for for fifteen months, and never once turned into murderous thugs. A far cry from what we were told would happen.
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