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27 Apr 2024
Holy Jesus it’s an actual fuck-marry-kill selection
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If I send this to you it means I’m getting emotional about aliens
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Jun 15
what you don’t know is that that jacket is not just yellow, it’s not citrine, it’s not marigold, it’s actually canary. you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that, in 2026, Eva Stratt did a collection of canary flight suits……
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Jun 15
send this guy to space and don’t worry if the food tube is a little loose
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Jun 14
while on the subject, any Best Actress nominee next year that isn’t named Emily Blunt doesn’t have to bother preparing an acceptance speech
Jun 14
“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥
Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆
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Jun 12
it's usually closer / on your chest
#phm #projecthailmary
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Jun 9
Too bad Artemis III isn't also flying around the moon because Luca Parmitano could give us an authoritative Italian opinion as to whether the moon was made of cheese
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Jun 9
the words of the French suspect arrested on that fateful day
il est orange
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Jun 7
this is a Backroom where they Cane Persons.
it may be older or younger than 20 years old.
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Jun 7
warm greetings to all on the Solemnity of the Most Holy
Sixes and Sevens of Christ on this June 7th
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Jun 6
Netflix confirming their film slate will be dogshit
Netflix film chief Dan Lin has reaffirmed that they will not work with directors who want theatrical releases.
“There is a group of filmmakers who still want theatrical. Those are filmmakers that we’ve accepted we just won’t work with.”
(Source: nytimes.com/2026/06/04/busin…)
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Jun 5
phmtwt: if Yao and Ilyukhina also ended up on Erid, what would they eat?
pel-me-ni? jiao自？
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Jun 4
I don’t remember the part where Homer wrote about clone troopers attacking a plucked Ewok
New poster for Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
In theaters on July 17.
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