The rules for the final interview are very simple: the candidates will be installed in the men’s room for the whole workday. The one receiving the most piss from the executive team will land the executive urinal position. Any leakage from any of its holes will disqualify the candidate.
"Boys, take a look at my favorite trophy. It took quite the effort to get my hands on it. Now that it's finally in my collection, I figured I'd customize it to my liking. It is now much easier to use, and looks pretty good on the shelf too. Not bad, huh?"
In the board room, each chair is staffed with a full time bootlicker. Whenever someone sits down, it automatically start to lick the user's shoes, again and again, until the user leaves.