@prayforryan profile picture
prayforryan @prayforryan

Lord, bid me a bevy of bedesmen for I need prayers aplenty & far more besides. In your own words & in the only way, please pray for me every day. ✝️ 38 Detroit

Joined December 2011
  • Tweets 13,763
  • Following 1,804
  • Followers 389
479 Photos and videos
Giving a Roman salute to the anti-police movement is how leftists heil ACAB.
7
13
3,866
I can picture a gal named Aurora. I can picture a gal named Alice. But I can't picture a gal named Boree.
2
11
6,344
Between @HowardStern & @CharlieLeDuff, whose forehead glasses would win in a glaring contest?
1
10
7,346
If you ever use a hippie as a decoy, remember to call him a “potted plant.”
1
9
6,538
I spotted Alice Kramden on the moon with my Bang Zoom lens.
1
8
Q: What does an Italian midget use to cut his hair? A: Little Caesars
1
8
The tightest strumpets still become loose women in the wide run.
1
2
Norm was the greatest… I miss Norm MacDonald… :-/ I did not even know he was sick… You know, Paul Newman told me about losing Norm MacDonald that you never get over it…
This tweet is unavailable
5
Each of us has sense; most of us possess five—certainly Nicole…
2
The anytime worm gets the late bird.
1
2
True crime lovers make me think they have plotted my demise more than I have surmized their plot
2
2
Whenever I try to poke holes in my pastor’s beliefs, he gets all fenestrated with me.
2
Is it true that empaths travel in zigzags?
1
4
If there was a worldwide blackout for a year, would you give yourself static shocks from the carpet just to remember what electricity was like?
2
If I ever shrink a beloved sweater in the dryer on accident, I hope wear it and end up in a hospital on a stretcher.
2
When you wake up in the morning and immediately turn and look in the mirror, do you ever wonder why you decided to make your bathroom your bedroom?
1
Method Acting is like breaking down the door. Stanislavsky acting is like picking the lock.
Two trains are on the same tracks and headed towards one another. What time will they kaleidoscope if both conductors were dosed with drugs?
If you are free-spirited, does that make your soul worthless?
Is the part of your body that comes before your head your forehead or your neck?
Load more