16 year old tactical genius
Joined May 2026
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🚨🏴 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The England squad were told to SHELTER indoors on Saturday evening after a TORNADO warning was issued in Kansas City.
The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning'.
— @TheAthleticFC
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im crushig up a bunch of howelings with my combat boots i Can hear their bones crunching
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mikel arteta just handed me a sweaty rolled up ball made up of his pubes and fingernails And asked me if i could clone his dna.
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My uncle just threatened to Break four more of my ribs after he found i did the popular gimmick of "throwing Bricks and other heavy objects at your uncles french bulldog"
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im squishing poop and various small insects/rodents into my carpet
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i saw pochettino today he was leaving little turdy plops in a trail behimd him as little treats So i could eat it as my sunday munchingtons😋
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i just Wanted to fuckign draw anf i opened ,my laptop to see this
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spilling scalding black tea on my computer wires so it all melts together>>>>>>>>>
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Tuchel hater🏴🇺🇸 retweeted
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Newcastle manager Eddie Howe denies any specific clause to sign Ronaldo in June: “We wish Cristiano all the best in his new chapter, but there's no truth in that from our perspective” 🚨⚪️⚫️ #NUFC
“It’s not true that we have that kind of clause”.
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i might as well just stay up for the socceroos game. I dont fucking care anymore
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told myself i was going to get into basketball this year i havent watched a single nba game and im too invested in haiti v scotland
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why did they let some random dickhead bring a bagpipe
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almost passed out trying to learn how to finger whistle for my coaching gimmick
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when i'm in public i poop in my hand and fling it at random people
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"hey guys im a heckin quirk chungus foid Which world cup team has the hottest most BABY GIRL players so i Can support that team 😂😂😂😂😂😂"
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to stop my suicidal thoughts i've had to look at photos of eddie howe It's been like this for a week now
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