I use data to hunt down fraudsters and insider threats. Here for all the *sec, data science, and equality.
Joined November 2016
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6 Aug 2021
"What about this?... Does it spark joy?"
Me: "It's a production server, we need it."
"Yes but, does it /spark joy/?"
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May 14
Did anyone else have a post-budget rent increase on their 2026 bingo card?
Just me? Okay....
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May 14
Less than 48hrs between the budget announcement and my landlord's agency emailing me wanting to increase my rent by 18%
Real estate agents are the worst.
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Apr 17
Saw @aboveandbeyond in Sydney this evening. Haven't danced properly like that in at least 3yrs.
Sweaty, exhausted, and totally replenished. Like all the stress of work and life magically gone.
Shout out to my random dance buddy. See you at the next one!!
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Mar 24
The LLMs coming out of USA right now are completely unhinged. Google, Bing, etc. The current wars are heavily affecting bias. And that's a major fucking problem.
Let's not buy AI from countries that go to war.
Straight up. Fuck that.
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Mar 13
Anyone still here?
Should we form a supportive peer circle of Twitter survivors?
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Feb 18
Chicky Cherry Cola.
(Savage Garden - I Want You)
open.spotify.com/track/3XorC…
youtu.be/HQt6jIKNwgU?si=7aN4…
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22 Dec 2025
More than half of the noise in this world is men arguing with each other.
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22 Dec 2025
Go to any bar, parliament, or workplace, and tell me no.
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23 Nov 2025
Riddle me this, @UberEats , how does a venue 4.4kkm away (a significant distance when in a city centre) deliver in 6mins?
How fast can you cook?
How fast can you cycle?
Or legally drive for that matter?
Stop teasing me with your lies.
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11 Sep 2025
Sometimes a handwritten note at the end of a long day is all you need.
Thanks @sheetsociety
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5 Sep 2025
This is the time of year when I lose items, like my phone, vape, keys...
They're in my hoodie pouch.
SPRING IS HERE!!!
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8 Aug 2025
It looks like a primitive growth projection chart. Only mirrored.
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7 Aug 2025
Remind me again why Twitter bots were cancelled?
I appreciate the DM filters. But it seems like bots are alive and well.
I miss the posts from bots that regular neds set up to broadcast entertainment.
DMs on twitter are weird.
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7 Aug 2025
Back in the before time, I could have written my own bot to react or delete these DMs.
I feel like twitter getting rid of that really hampered the pull that developers had with this platform.
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8 Jul 2025
Did a thing at work today that involved some OG ascii art on the command line to confirm success.
It was nostalgic and beautiful.
I'm inspired.
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