First time I saw a comedian BOMB last night. Started off good, peaked after the first joke. Then @wyattfeegrado started making pedo jokes, then doubled down, then started on black womens hair. Drugs are strange substance

Trump isn’t smart enough to be the Antichrist

Very glad this isn’t a PPV. Imagine charging people for a sparring match. This shit is awful #FuryMakhmudov

I mean it’s just not. The moment he tries to liquidate he crashes the entire crypto economy making it almost worthless. Same goes for Elon musk and his stock portfolio. Also if the internet goes out so does your virtual portfolio.

8 lines every flag-shagging plastic “patriot” has in their playbook 1.“I want my country back” - From what? You voted for the party that ran it for 14 years. 2.“Our grandads didn’t fight for this” - Your grandads would be ashamed that you can’t find Normandy on a map. They fought with Poles, Sikhs, Gurkhas, and West Indians beside them. They’d have more in common with the immigrants you hate than plastic patriots sharing memes about them. 3.“This isn’t the Britain I grew up in” - Correct. It has lower crime, longer life expectancy, and better healthcare than the 1970s you’re romanticising. You just don’t remember the power cuts and three-day weeks. 4.“Britain is broken” - The most unpatriotic sentence in the English language, repeated daily by people say they love their country. 5. “We’re full” - The Netherlands has twice the population density and somehow manages. The UK is not full. It’s just had 14 years of no housebuilding and you need someone darker than you to blame for it. 6.“We look after our own first” - You vote for parties that cut disability benefits, froze nurses’ pay, gave tax breaks to the rich and closed Sure Start centres. You don’t look after anyone. 7.“Stop the boats” - The Tories spent £700 million on Rwanda to deport four people. Zero boats were stopped. You cheered anyway. 8.“Starmer is a traitor” - The man prosecuted terrorists, paedophile rings, and war criminals as DPP. You import American culture war propaganda from people who openly despise our allies, trash your own country 24/7, and follow convicted fraudsters who lied about where they were born. The only ones treacherously trashing Britain’s reputation daily are you.

#RIPCaptainHudson condolences @emmacruises

Fuck Jim Ratcliffe and Fuck @ManUtd . I’m not supporting this club until this cunt is gone. Racist piece of shit.

Amorim needs to go. What bullshit is this. Please fuck off back to whatever hole you came from

So that was the worst ending to a War games match. 6/10 #SurvivorSeries #WarGames

Once I finish watching SWAT I’m actually going to cancel my @NOW subscription and just illegally stream any other shows on there. I shouldn’t be subject to unskippable ads for £9.99 a month

I can’t support this team whilst we have this fraud in charge. #AmorimOut

The only reason people don’t want Government ID cards is because they don’t want to feel like they’re being watched or monitored for any real reason… basically what POC have been having to deal with for 500 years. Either that or everyone’s a F.A.N

Just FYI for anyone thinking of using @Vitality_UK don’t bother. It’s basically an expensive discount centre for tech and gym memberships disguised as health insurance. If you actually need healthcare then just go to the NHS. You’ll be richer for it

#AmorimOut today, take Onana and Bayendir with you

Chloe Kelly needs to be knighted. King Charles needs to be on the phone organising a special event specifically for her #BBCFootball

The worst person in the world is subjective. You won’t go to the Congo and people saying yeah King Leopold wasn’t as bad as Hitler. Same for Uganda, Vietnam, Rwanda, Gaza.

Azealia Banks is the biggest what if in hip hop don’t @ me.

Have no idea why people think United will win tonight, we haven’t beaten Spurs since 2022 and have lost 3 times to them just this season. If spurs play the game not the occasion it’ll be Spurs 3-0 #BBCFootball

I actually can’t believe people are questioning Arteta’s position. This Arsenal team have kept pace with the best in Europe and beaten them. His only flaw was not signing a striker. Be careful what you wish for. Sincerely a Man United fan. #BBCfootball